To be read aloud.
From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)
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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
are you there yet?
*continues wanking off Thor, badly*
are you there yet?
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:48,
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are you there yet?
Yeah
we're interviewing a potential replacement for me.
One of the applicants is Sarah's brother o_O
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52,
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One of the applicants is Sarah's brother o_O
Spoilsport!
I did consider it briefly the other day, when he asked me if I was shagging his sister, and I had to say no, but I am shagging your dad.
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:55,
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Sons and Daughters
Love and laughter,
Tears and sadness and happiness,
We will find out, our son's and daughters,
Are what, we too, we're once about
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:59,
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Tears and sadness and happiness,
We will find out, our son's and daughters,
Are what, we too, we're once about
Well, I assumed that's what it was, it apparently just said 'DIV'
*scarpers from Thor*
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:53,
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hahaha, that's wonderful!
64: You're about to throw up in the back seat. Do you
a.) tell dad quick to pullover so you can get out
b.) give the entire car a new interior design modelled on Campell's Cream of vegetable soup
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:49,
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a.) tell dad quick to pullover so you can get out
b.) give the entire car a new interior design modelled on Campell's Cream of vegetable soup
That describes last night.
I went for a meal at my Auntie Karen's house (no joke)
I hate going there because it's boring as hell.
My stepsister kept coming on to me. I pretended to be asleep so she'd go away.
I made the mistake of "falling asleep" on a swivel chair.
She kept spinning me, singing about chocolate cake.
I had just eaten chocolate cake.
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:50,
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I hate going there because it's boring as hell.
My stepsister kept coming on to me. I pretended to be asleep so she'd go away.
I made the mistake of "falling asleep" on a swivel chair.
She kept spinning me, singing about chocolate cake.
I had just eaten chocolate cake.
Full of excitement and fat ten year old girls
who keep trying to slap your ass. And are related to you.
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52,
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Podd! That brings back memories
googles...finds...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G090ju-DpqU
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Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:58,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=G090ju-DpqU