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# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# She's too old for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Hardly
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# her = 17
you = 15

she's too old for you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# That's NOTHING
My parents are almost ten years apart.
And my stepbrother's girlfriend is two years younger than him too. So ha.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# pfft!
10 years!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# AND my stepdad looks like Hitler.
He refuses to admit it. If I ever get a picture of him I'll 'tache him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# The key 'giveaway' factor here is,
does he send you to Auschwitz if you don't tidy your room?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# No, but he threatens to beat me up
In fact last time he did that I left.

I walked to the next town and stayed with my auntie.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# you're so brave
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'd just done D of E and my legs were killing me
He was going to beat me up for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Dof E
christ, is that stil going?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hell yeah
I'm having to do it again in October. I don't think I will, though. Too much hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# it's given me precisely zero advantage in the real world
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# What's D of E
and why was he going to beat you up?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# He was accusing me of pissing in the sink
And of course, I denied it, because it's sick and wrong, and he kept accusing me for weeks and weeks and weeks, until I blew my top and told him to fuck off, I didn't fucking piss in the fucking sink, so he went after me. Then he had me up against the wall waving his fist, shouting in my face, he almost pushed my mum down the stairs, etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Never a dull moment with you, is there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# He sounds like a bit of a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Yeah
He's a dick head
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# D of E
www.theaward.org/

/b3ta Educational Services
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Oh fair enough
I only did it because I was with a group of 4 girls, and one guy.

Though the other guy got the girl I wanted. Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Silly PSYCHEDELIC WARLORD
Girls are not toys.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I know
That sounded really posessive, but it's not like that.

Just the easiest way of explaing it without going into detail.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# almost 10 years apart?
did they cross the space time continuum to get hitched?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Einstein was not a handsome fellow
Nobody ever called him Al

He helped them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# do you remember that news articel about a woman teacher who got knocked up by her 13 year old pupil?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# He regressed his y on her x
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# hahahaha, 'ning fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# 'Ning archie

i'm all high and dry at the moment, thankfully, but we have no water at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# sorry to hear that fella, not good :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# at least our house isn't knee high in filty water
and we've got pots and pans filled up ready, so we should be alright.

mind you mrs thor is thinking of going to her parents in devon for a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# that's something I guess, crazy situation all around though really
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# She is.
Move along now, nothing to see here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# PsychEdelic?
are you going to disappear in smoke?

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)
# You know the song!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# like, duh!
*space rocks*

\m/O\m/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Hawkwind are my favourite band
In fact I have them on right now!

You Shouldn't Do That.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *twiddles moustache*
why hello

i like the fact you've come to work in your nightie
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# SHIT!
I thought it was a bit draughty on the bike on the way in.

'ning sweetness!

*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# thank God for the cobbled streets though eh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# and vinyl seat covers
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
#
seat covers dildos

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# =D
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *takes drag on reefer ~ arrives in a puff of smoke*

HELLOES!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Like, whoah, hi, man.
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *draws on pipe*
why 'ning my dear...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# 'ningles liddle ivesy
*tousles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeambiscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# That's my style
See here www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/e.t.gif
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# so it is
have a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# WOO BANANA!
I just ate.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I dont geddit.
but have this anyway.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# May be the dumbest question of the day
But he is?
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ..
www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# i though it was john lithgow
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Michael Brandow
Famous because on his website, he put this picture up of him. It's just wrong, on every level.

Perfect for a meme, then.
www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# he was a meme last year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Don't care.
He's a legend.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Noooo
Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
It was bad enough when Bonnie was doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Read my sig!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Read my irony!!


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)