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(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahaha

what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Oh deary me
Silly mummy, your new kiddiwink has one of each
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Yeah well at least it'd not be short of something to d
If it got told to go fuck itself!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# HERMAPHRODITE!
BAHAHA

Proper big lol attack there
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Errr...
More morphine please!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# lol
oh yeah
(iamah, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# That is fantastic :D
In other news - I got a reply from Zoo after they asked if they could print one of my pics and I asked for a prize in return:

"Sorry, unfortunately we do not pay fees for reproduction of "You've got spam!" images and we have stopped awarding prizes for the best pic.

If you would still like your picture published and full credit, please reply to confirm that you are the originator of the work and let us know who to credit it to."

Needless to say I fucked them off :D
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# 'If you would still like your...'
Wasn't it THEM that wanted to publish it?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Yeah it bloody was
And the cruel irony is that the image they wanted to use:



Didn't get a single reply and simply not as funny as:



Which got loads but they didn't like!

Oh well - Board: 1 - Emap Publications: 0
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Vaguely related to the last one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# i was reading at the weekend
that things aren't going so well in the land of emap lads mags. it would appear the lads would rather get their kicks on the interweb.
shame.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I did some work for EMAP
as an outside marketing contractor. Wankers to a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Why else
would they work in an office full of titmags?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# So instead of pretending to offer incentives for folks to send stuff in...
They've decided to simply be blatant as hell in ripping off whatever they feel like printing? And making only a passing effort at contacting the work's creator to offer 'full credit'? Hahahahaha!!! FP this!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# well done..I'm proud of you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# if only i could have my time again.
i'd never leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I heard hermaphrodites are going to be THE hot shit in the Summer of '08

so there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Everybody's doing them!
...because they can!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)