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# absolutely no reason at all
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# haha!
just beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:12, archived)
# cracking stuff
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Hehehe
*awaits a cdc*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# that's always the best reason
after trying to impress girls
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# *punches twig on arm*

See how manly I am girls?

*flexes beer gut*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# TWIG!!!!!
*leaps on Twig and smothers him in Jaffa Cake flavoured licks*
Our lives have not been the same without you.
*sniff*
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# THIS!
gleeeeeeeeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# yay POT!
huzzar... all I need now to make my day complete is Doc G and Sid

*pours out libations to absent homies*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I e-mailed him, just now . . .
just now . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# ...davedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedave
davedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedave...


I hope I'm included in that percentage!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# nope!
it's up around the 0.01% mark now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# That's cos we luuuurve you

Edit:

DTH


Try as you might, you simply can't argue with sceince
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
err . . . but there isn't another option . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:31, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# QUICK!!
Twig's deflating...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# pffft pfft
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

*shrivels up*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *folds twig up and puts him back in the bag*
now we can inflate him whenever we need him

*files away under A for Nottingham*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Oh it IS you!
'lo Prof!
FFS stop changing your sig. My brain can only cope with so many usernames and already it's overflowing!
*enfolds anyway*
Doc and Sid said that they are going to return once their workload decreases. (I had a brief chat with them on MSN about a month or so ago).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# yay
*hugs*

I'm not going to be getting any more work done then... ho hum, I could do with being made to find a new job anyway

yay - so good to see you... :D

*dances like a loon*

(playing a gig on Friday!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I returned home about 10 minutes ago and swore to myself that work had finished for the day, regardless of how much is piled up.
Once you decide, that's it, work is over regardless, it makes playtime much less guilt-ridden.
IMHO :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# good advice Queen Pot
... I have so much to do though... :D ... so much to not get done anyway.

Also - I bearly ever feel guilty... there was this one time I hit a cyclist in my car.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Playing a gig!
Woo!
Have you done this before?
Are you going to be scratching like 10 000 monkeys with lice?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# yes and yes
but I think this'll be bigger than I've played before... *yipes*

if people turn up... which they probably will because it's the festival...

FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# FESTIVAL?
You are playing at a FESTIVAL?
*prostrates self at Prof's feet*
Details! Give me details!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# well - I'm playing a club during festival time
... I'm not actually playing THE festival. A few friends of mine have a residency in the city and so I'm doing a couple of hours to warm up for them because it goes on until like 5 or something...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Polish up those Abba records then
and give 'em hell!

I hope it goes well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# me too
my skillz are still too under developed, so I'm hoping the quality of the records I play and my daft scratchy tricks will make up for it all...

fr-fr-fr-fr-FRESH rfffFresh

with skills like that I'll easily be DMC champ within the next 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ....prince is who i am
t-t-t-told my mother that I'd never make a wac jam
bb-b-b-but s-s-some times I get n-n-nervous and start to s-s-stutter
and I f-f-fumble ev-every word I utter?
/boom shake shake the room
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# who let you out of the bag?
... last I heard you were being a chef - is that still what you're up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# indeed
I do an asparagus mousse with poached egg that would make you cry
from your willy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# sounds well nice.
LUNCH OF THE DAY! BRAW - have chips with that ... and other auto complete gubbins.

fancy bastard ya! I do a crackin range of delicious sounding exagerations...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# and how about yerself?
is scratch DJing your future...or are you still, um, doing that thing you were doing before...
can't remember sorry
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# hell no - I'm pretty piss poor at it in comparrison with real people
and I am doing the stuff I was doing which is not very interesting (higher education stuff for future reference)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# *nods*
you could lie about it and pretend its more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# I feel so left out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *puts Jessie's name on my pass*
you can get in with me . . .

*VIP areas*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# aha!
was looking for you - only just got yer email...
are you well? how's Doc? I came as soon as I heard...
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# as soon as you heard what?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Blimey Twig
That was such a long time ago. Have you been in Outer Mongolia or something?
You cannot just return and act as everything is normal, no explanation, nothing.
Where have you BEEN?
Do you have a note from your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Dear Miss Pot
Twig has been away in Outer Mongolia
He came as soon as he got your email about Doc.
Yours mummily
Twig's Mum

(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *files away*
Thank you.
Normal business can resume.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK!?!!
where did you come from?

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Prof?
The original Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# THE PROF
you knows it - :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# GERROFF!
I saw him first!

He won't know that you're Prof Undercover . . .

EDIT: and nor will Pot! Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# my mummy's tummy
*glees back*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# you king of cumbria yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# That was Vultan, you dobber!
you dobber!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I know that knobend
I was being IRONIC
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *cries*

I was being ironicer!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)
# ironicer
has become my word of the day :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Yo!
Benny!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# alright then
have a half of bitter shandy on me and we'll call it squits.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Nearly....nearly....nearly......
Awwwwwwwwwww
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# in my head he goes
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

every time he goes up
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# In my head he goes
SHUROYUKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
ok he does that in my head now too!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ha ha ha - that's just beautiful...
turning the conversation around to me for a while, it reminds me very much of the first picture post I put up on here which was of an tiny elephant in a top hat jumping up and down out of some long grass behind a child of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:16, archived)
# *listens rapt*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# want to see some puppies?*


*has said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# damn
clearly taken the grooming too far with that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Simply brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# that's reason enough.
splendid.

edit/ also, v tess is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha *glees*
You don't need a reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# 'lo Pots!
*sends big hugs incase she wants them*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# 'lo Jess!
Sorry I missed this, what with all the excitement 'n that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# nothin but a cat - tease.....
big woo!
/perverted pussy galore bolg
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# hahahaahah!
Fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# killed it
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Thu 16 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)