b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7550623 (Thread)

# My post-op gash
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Staples and hair
A tasty supper-time treat, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I must away.
goddam work at 06:30 and two hours of Guitar Hero to get thorugh yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Oh blimey
A laydee b3tard's had her gash sewn closed!
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Don't be silly.
There are no lady b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# It's a rather pointless arguement
as it's down to personal choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# oh no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Four months too early.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# *takes off widow twanky costume*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# What's a widowt?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)
# HOW DU I BREATHE WIDOWT U ERE BY MA SIDE.-LOVE YA AMY 4EVA X
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# oh no it isn't
Doesn't really work when you agree..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I prefer b3tan too.
But it isn't the party line.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# fuck the party!
fight the system!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# b3tards
we'll have none of that sanitized sanitised merkin nonsense round here.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# b3tans!
you big girls blouse
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Us old folk use b3tan.
It's always been b3tans.

*waves walking stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ^
*puts teeth in glass*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Who's teeth though?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# god save the queen's if he keeps this up
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# i missed this threat.
c'mon then if you think ya' 'ard enuff!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# *books flight*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# well i dont like it, sounds all woosy and geeky
and sir rob the ginge uses 'tards and if it's good enough for him....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# sycophant!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# pish !
and that is my final word on the subject, other than these ones.
and possibly another couple of replies.

gstq = b3tard.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# no, you're a b3tan you just don't grasp it... yet
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# it is b3tans and always will be
the fact rob doesn't understand the irony of it is down to him, we are not retarted we are b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# ^
Up the revolution!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I'm hardly a n00b
Anyway, we are all the same and should have a group shag hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# then say b3tans or no group porking for you!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
#
b3taians
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# don't you start confusing things with your welsh, break off faction.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# i'm not welsh mee
boyotidylikebutt (butt what finish your sentance you stupid yokel!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# That took ages to load.
I was a bit worried going off the title, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Do you think it might animate?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# It might...
but I'm going to the pub in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I'm moving house soon,
and it has a pub in the shed.

A bar, a tv, a stereo, it's great!
We're going to get a pump.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Looks like the result of a drunken office party...
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# did they let you keep your cock and bollox in a jar?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# was it a semi-automatic stapler?
looks like it was fired by a man howling in rage up in the air on full auto...

EDIT: How can they staple your wound back together if the one in the middle is CLEARLY not across the wound but right in the bloody middle of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# student nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Ow!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Mmmmm
Cornish pasty
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# *gashfucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# That makes my legs a little wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# do i care?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Why am I looing at your mimsy?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Because you can't look away.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# That looks like it was done by a psycho with an electric stapler
and a personal dislike of your anatomy.
I'm guessing you're in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Bollocks!
In Scotland, that would be considered a scratch! No stitches or staples required.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# My comment was more about the state of the NHS.
If I'm not mistaken, in Scotland they have an entirely different way of dealing with injuries... for instance, for serious burns, they give you a stiff right hook ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Oh!
LOL! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# As much as I hate Merkins trying to lord it up
I have to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)