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# G'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Excellent, sir.
^ More of this kind of thing required, as a general rule.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# 'Ning jpeg
*huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Hehehe, I just caught that story
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Cheers.
Finally got my DVD burner working properly (I hate computers sometimes). DVDs in an envelope on my desk ready to be posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# you're a gentleman and a scholar, squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# and an acrobat...
...oh, wait, not that the pink panther.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# can i have a copy of
'Hot Anal Sluts 4: the ring of desire' & 'Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong: a history of welsh farming techniques', please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I don't have those
My porn collection is sadly lacking as I seem to have spent all my time building up an ace comedy collection. Silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# bah
where am i supposed to get movies of butt prostitutes from now?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# www.moviesofbuttprostitutes.com
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# sshhh!
don't tell people where to find butt prostitutes, my secret identity must remain a secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)
# hazzar!

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:03, archived)
# as gordon ramsay would say
Ebuyer, external Hard Disk, Plug in, DONE.


he would ACTUALLY say:

'Look at me im a massive cunt'. But that doesnt help you.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Office lol!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)
# G'ning Trellis.
I had a look on Yahoo news. couldn't see this story for some reason....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# WOT NO FLAP?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Apparently not, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Flap is on the popular page now.
I hope you're happy.

edit::Ooh! so is my fly! Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)
# :D
flap is happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)
# everybody
is happy with flappy!

except flowerpot, possibly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)
# flowerpot is a flapophobe menace!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# in that case
do a flappy hoofing a flowerpot into a brick wall, that should please almost everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)
# flappy is not about revenge,
flap is about TRUTH and JUSTICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)
# and the american way?
it wouldn't be revenge, just flap combining healthy exercise and a love of rugby with removing excess flowerpots from his garden.
see? completely harmless and unrevengeful...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha!
Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# 'Ning JS!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)
# dear mr chinese government,
porn is not dissent.

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Hard to tell
does pron make the one-child rule harder or easier to keep to?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)
# yes
because half an hour after you've finished, you'll want another one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Oh dear.
Not seen the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6966116.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# If it's political.....
I won't understand.

Edit: Yep, I can make no sense of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 17:45, archived)