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# BEATTY ME!
Unshopped debauchery

Sorry for shitness, in general and for cameraphone quality
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Quite a mouthful you've got there, sir!
 
/awaits inevitable CDC
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)
# here you go!
I couldn't get the Jaws theme tune out of my head!

(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:05, archived)
# That's terrifying
like it's going to jump out any moment and terrorize my orifices
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I thought that said 'Jews'
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:37, archived)
# nice hat
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)
# It's a plastic bag from a hoagie sandwich shop
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)
# SELL TWENTY FUCKING DICK AND I WILL GIVE YOU AIDS
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Where is the pinchy moustache and red napkin?
2/10
Must try harder.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Here
here, and all that rot. :)
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Ahem
I couldn't be arsed, hence the commanding Subject Line, but since you insisted

Rescore?
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:43, archived)
# bettar!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Aah yes
I understand now.

8/10 because the napkin should be red ;)
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Hell yeah...
= proper.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)
# LOL BEER.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:30, archived)
# That looks
just like you !
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Debauchery?
Where is the live stock?
Where are the toothbrushes?
The prize winning gourds?
The ether?

2/15
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Livestock's in the back
and I have no pants on and am sitting in pudding.
Gourds are sadly absent...
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Vanilla
or Choccolate pud?
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:53, archived)
# tapioca
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:54, archived)
# 3/5
needs more urethral insertion
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Ah ha...
uptown pud.

Why, when I was a child, auto-complete.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:59, archived)
# just in case there is a re-run of the b3ta motel...
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Best
satellite dish ever !
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Woo

Sorry

Someone had to

[edit] I really wanna see all of them tiled!
Nite B3ta .... if someone does it please gaz it too me!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Everybody's heard about the bird.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:03, archived)
# deh bird. bird . bird.
deh. bird is deh werd.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I'm in your glasses

Pissing in your pisswater

:D
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:15, archived)
# ha ha!
a pint of flap jizz (and other fluids)
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:17, archived)
# pissflaps
lol
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:18, archived)
# And suddenly...
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Hahahaa
Nice one!

:D
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:43, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)
# !
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:49, archived)
# May I just add, that
pickledpizza, does the most realistic 3D renders that I've seen, on this forum. That 8 ball was soup-perb. :)
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:22, archived)
# OOooo
The 8 balls

*drools*
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:23, archived)
# they're vectors, not 3d renders
he uses lots of gradients and feathered edges and stuff, they look rather good.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)
# I am 10 minutes away from finishing!
*codes furiously*
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Excellent
I will wait for your wizardry

:D
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Thank god
this board's slower than a Heather Mills marathon
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:20, archived)
# or a Linda Mcartney meat-eating competition.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:23, archived)
# 10 minutes up
add to this...

That tiles beautifully!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Woo
That does go lully

Tags look awful though
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)
# RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)
# FIRE
etc!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I got the poison!
I GOT THE POISON!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:00, archived)
# What can I say...
every rose has its thorn.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Also Unshopped

company's (not very entertaining) website: www.goetzecandy.com
It's just too perfect...
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)
# bullseye!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Good times.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Meh
Sorry about the GCage, but I figured it'd be tossed around a bit more if people already knew. The majority of these are over two years old anyways.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:03, archived)
# in a similar vein

also unshopped, saw it in manchester the other day
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:10, archived)
# He's gently caressing his newly stretched sphincter
awwwwwwww
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Fuck!
I just got that!

that can't be mere coincidence!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:24, archived)
# that's what I thought
two hands, in roughly the right position, stretching a red ring? it's just too close.
there must be someone in a design agency somewhere absolutely pissing themselves.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 2:58, archived)
# Wow. You wild man.
*Is in disbelief at the antics*


*Goes elsewhere*
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)