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# Behind every great idea you need great marketing...
...this, as Pachey will gladly testify, isn't it...



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# What's the actual bee volume?
0.0001% or something? I mean, come on!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# each bottle contains approx 0.2 units
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# That's not enough bee for anyone.


When I open my Strongbee I expect a great big frothy swarm-spurt of the juiciest Scottish bees, plucked by hand from the organic Scottish hives.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# 'frothy swarm-spurt of the juciest Scottish bees'!!
Dirty, DIRTY Wheelybird
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# They're special hamster bees
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It does not take many squeezes to make a full pint!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Don't ask,
just one if those VERY random pics you come across online and you just feel you gotta do something with!

I'm kinda hoping there's 2 of 'em in the tube of the original pic, tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hahahah
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# hehehe,
drunk bee!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Woo!

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Bee'r?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Lol.

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Strongbee gives you wiiiiings!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I think tht phrase has been used somewhere.

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Really? Damn!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Sorry. If i made you cry thn you can cry on my shoulder

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Silly Glass Monkey
Glass is not absorbent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# But easly wipeable.
Then we could collect the tears and put it in the beer.
(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Tear Beer!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# WOO!
Yum! :P
(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Monkeys are thought.
Maybe they cancel each other out.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# New idea.
Monkey napkins and tissue. tht is a good idea
(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# BEEn
clever, clever.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Hitler. Nuremburg rally.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# The information you spout
is pure nectar
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I love
"MADE IN SCOTLAND. FROM BEES."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Super

(see, I can be nice too)
(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *bee glees*
Hahaha I was just in M&S buying some soup and I noticed that the gazpacho soup had microwave instructions on it. It was Red Dwarf all over again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Haha ace.
The best one was on an egg box:
"Contains egg"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# On Friday I noticed in Tesco's that the sugar bag had printed on it:
'Naturally sweet'

which was useful.
(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# tasty
"Sugar-flavour crystals. May contain sugar. And traces of bee."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# "May contain traces of nuts"
Peanut butter jar.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Marrrrrrrrrrrrrvellous!
Still haven't found my series 2 DVD
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I'd thank the person who sent me this
joox.net/cat/239
But I was pissed and can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Wonderful
What country is this Theiraq?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# haha woo
but from bees? by bees, surely
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# No,
that's honey.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# nope
from bees, Organic bees from the highlands

Freshly squeezed and fermented over 7 minutes using natural peat to stoke the fires
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# mmmm
now THAT'S traditional!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I hear it's braw with haggis
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *readies blunderbuss for haggis hunt*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# oh yes - the now!
only the finest Scottish bees make it! I think itr's probably up there with monkey beer for the fresh clean crisp uncompromising taste...

Woo yay hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *sips*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!




Crisps anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Ah yeah nice
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# beeeeeeee! :)
in other news...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# yee-haw!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Where be
the shark?
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# wifebeeter?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I thought that was Saltiest Oral
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# true,
but there wasn't a humourous photoshop of a stella can involving bees to respond to.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Excellent
I want one of these now!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)