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# This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.



Before God I swear this creed.

Click for Eternal Salvation
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *aplauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I must master my rifle as I must master my life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Without me, my rifle is useless
without my rifle, I am useless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Before God I swear this creed.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Praise the Lord
and pass the ammunition.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Amen!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)
# .
There are no atheists in foxholes where the ducks ride dragons, the pidgeons carry nightsticks,
and monkies play bagpipes.... wait...what the hell was in my water?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# there are no foxes
in my hole, thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# What kinda
imagery is this!?
(Krowten, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I believe it's the artform know as BLASPHEMY!
Like that guy that pissed on a picture of Jesus and called it Art... I would've called it Nigel...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Wow
Most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha did him a fat lot of good!
Actually, one of my fantasies is to travel back in time to the Roman imperial court with an M16 and take out the Imperial Senate whilst listening to 'I've got the power' on an iPod
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# aim high
yeah, why not
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Pfffft
iPod
(Krowten, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I think this station has played Jump by Van Halen
about once every hour... I don't think I'll ever need another station.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Aztec Camera's cover FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
# wow!
wiss ziss mr m3essential, you ah reeglly spolink oos.

That is fabulous, sir. *clicks painfully hard*

Edit: Jesus H. Christ! I didn't know they pinned Kings of the Jews that high!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# bloody hell
you've gone all deep and meaningful on us.

top class image sir.
*clicked
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Can you hear the crack of the anti-aircraft guns?

and thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i believe i can.
the more i look at this the more i like it.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# I had a downed AH-64 Apache in there too, but it was looking crowded
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Did you draw that?
It's very good.
(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# no, not I
biblia.com/passion/jesus-crucfying-70.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# with a slight tweak it could be
jeebus clipping his toe nails.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Nicely shopped though
Please take this woo and handle it with care.
(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Thanks!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I'm sure his helmet should say,
"When i die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass!"
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# ooo, his poor back!
or has someone been throwing tomatoes at him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Fantastic!
Is he in the Salvation Army?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Weekend of Prayer and Bombing
for the U.S. victims of our heroic Imperial Occupation

September 28-30 2007
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Aha!
they'll be them 'love bombs' the Moonies are so fond of.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# woah.
 
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)