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# Hi there !


Hi all: this is my first post here, I hope you like my falling jesus animation :P

Comments & insults are wellcome.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Hehe
Didn't see it coming, got a mighty smirk from me =P

Have a wooo =]

Bit of a fast sequence, I might add the odd frame with no speech bubble to pad it out.

Otherwise, I like it =]

Welcome to the World you will never leave*


*unless /talk gets a hold of you..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# ^__^ Tnx for the welcome and the wooo too :P
Yup, it's a bit fast, but I wanted to put on the image the same old joke we do "live" in italy: a guy say" this is jesus crucifixed" then will spread theyr arms and perform the joke screaming
"f**ked beaver!!! at the end when it mime the falling... so it is performed fast to capture the attention, I just wanted to reproduce it for the board ;)



(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I may do that down the pub
ace pic, basically anyone who comments like the pic so if they dont heap praise on you directly, at least comments give you a warm fuzzy glow inside.

If you dont get a warm fuzzy glow inside, eat a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Yup....
Well I must admit that I'm not very good with english, so be patient if I don't understand all jokes/comments;
By the way I'm sorry for posting such a large image, next time I will go smaller :P

... And I must admit taht I made it big to get attention on my first post.. but I missed the rule about the size... be patient :P
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I normally work on an image at a decent size (No more than about 500px wide though)
Then I reduce the size accordingly when I'm done, or at least nearly finished with it.

Don't worry about getting attention, people see what they want to see, B3tans don't pass up a quality picture often =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# bollocks
most of mine are totally ignor.....


oh.

woo the animation btw and i don't say "woo" easily
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Or cough one up
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Heh, no problem
I like that joke =P

Reminds me of a similar one where you spread your arms and turn around on the spot and say "LOOK! JESUS IN A MICROWAVE!"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# waaaahahahahahahah
Jesus in microwave ! I will recycle it tomorrow with my collegues at the office !
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Heh
Enjoy =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# pfft.
good concept
good execution (if you'll pardon the pun)
a bit on the large side - try to hold anims to 250k or less (guideline - not a hard & fast rule)
all in all - nice one
welcome to b3ta - pull up a kitten, shop a chair, you'll never leave, etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# hahaha
i didn't see that coming either, genuine arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I like this.
Welcome, also. I hope you enjoy your stay. But don't go to /talk. They're not as fun. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# this ^
now with added mink snacks

'edit' oh yes, and welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# i want mink snacks!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# 'gives'
hehe

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
# that
is lovely

in a very evil kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# he's very protective of his foods!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# he reminds me of a cat i had when i was young
he thought he was a dog. if you gave him food he growled if you came near.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# /talk is gibberish on steroids
last time I checked
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
# That
scares the shit outa me :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Yeah.. but then again..
You could say the same abou-
BOOOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# It's very good, but a tad large,
you're not supposed to go over 250kb for an anim.

I'd recommend reducing it's size, literally,
just resize it's dimensions to a bit smaller,
should get it under 250 easily.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Your first post
is a well-made and blasphemous animation. I think you'll fit in just fine!

edit: yeah, it's a bit big (joins in reluctantly)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Thats ace
as everyone says, bit big.

General rule, if you keep the width to 280 pixels it can go on the front page and it makes for the right sort of size for the board.
If it has to be bigger its ok, but dont go nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# excellent first post!
pull up an etc....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# ahhhahhah!
 
Wonderful.

Pull up a kitten, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hello I like that. I hope you stay :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# hahahahaha - i knew it!
GG Allin is Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# heh.
well done, new person.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:20, archived)