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# I haven't tried that tea,
but I really like Twinings Darjeeling. It's awfully nice. 'Yum.' I think to myself when drinking it. 'This is nice.'
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# try it
if you don't like it send the tea bags to me in the post and I will like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# the only 'proper' tea* i really really like
is twinings earl grey

*as opposed to the rooibos i normally drink
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# On rooibos at the moment myself
Tis yummy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# i started drinking it cos i was off caffeine, and other herbal tea is rank shite
and now i'm used to it, i can't go back to 'proper' tea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Same here - apart from not being able to go back to it
I could murder a decent cup of caffeine!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# All proper tea is theft.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# all tea is BLURRRGH!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# explain yourself boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# it's 'orrible.
and so is coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# you'll understand when you're older
now finish your fizzy pop and wait inside while I mow the lawns
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# awww!!
i want to help!!!


did you see i knocked you off the top spot!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# alright then, you can hold the grass upright while I mow it down


YAY - thanks - I feel good about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# haha!
ARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# what do you actually drink?
are you a breatharian?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# juice and fizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# peasant
any tea that contains even the faintest trace of tea is nectar.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# tea
schmee
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
#
*ignores

lalalalalalalalala
i can't hear you
lalalaalalala.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# you can't hear me?
in that case...
you sir are a nasty nasty man.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# you're so very very wrong!
tea == everything that's good and right with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# tea is the devils secretions.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# you stick with your high fructose corn syrup based fizzy rubbish
and I'll bring you a nice cup of tea when you're in hospital with rot.

1 bottle of coke - 60% RDA of sugar....! that leaves very little room for booze!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# thats very kind...
you can put on a drip for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# this is probably why I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Hooray for tea!

www.wheelybird.com/files/strangedream9.gif
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
*clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha!
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
... that is now my background.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# woo to your tea of choice sir
I drink it 'everyday' too
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# yer, twinings ftw
their lapsang is nice too

there is nothing so disappointing as 'fruit tea' - load of old pig wank
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# it's just hot squash
without the flavour, and can frankly, fuck right off

and bloody camomile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# yer
pig wank

my missus has nettle tea every morning - it tastes like the inside of an old sandwich box
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# camomile tastes like the smell of an empty hay barn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)
# are you channelling jilly goulden?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I'm not trying to be evocative or use flamboyant metaphores.... but
if I've ever drunk camomile tea it reminds me of the smell of an empty hay barn (and then - rather evocatively - reminds me of playing in empty hay barns when I was a nipper)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# this
is almost exactly what it reminds me of - hay bales after rain

*drifts off into idyllic reverie*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# HAY BALE FORT!!!
thousands of country children are crushed to death each year having fun making forts in piles of hay bales!

... although it appears that this is just MY childhood, and the warnings ring out only in the youthful ears of MY brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# heheheh
that was where I had my first experience of non-familial female anatomy, age 8
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Rock on
I AM KING OF THE HAY FORT! Bring me wenches
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# that raises more questions than it answers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ZOMG
do I know you?!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Rock on
I AM THE WENCH OF THE HAY FORT! Bring me kings
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# i was never crushed to death by any of the hay bale forts me and my brother made
we did once accidentally let one of our friends plummet through a barn ceiling onto a wall though,
he nearly broke his hip
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# that sounds painful
... I have no corresponding anecdot with which to respond. That's not to say something liek this didn't happen, I just don't remember one as fact... I have recollections of someone falling down the grain shaft, but it might be I've created this because of all the warnings I received to make sure I never fall down teh grain shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# a kid I knew died after falling down a grain shaft
my mum warned me off grain shafts by saying "Don't fall down the grain shaft or you might die"

thanks mum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I actually saw some hay bales in a field the other week
and was really REALLY tempted to go and build a fort. It's mostly those big roll things these days and they're no good!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# tip 'em over :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I'm suspicious about fruity herbal tea
I think it's pot puri with fruit syrup added to it (either as dust or as a soak)... if you take bits of fruit and leaves and stuff and add boiling water to they you don't ever get the vibrant colour and tase you get with the tea bags...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# THIS^
and most of everything else, with the exception of anything ivesb says, cos he's a peasant.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)
# OK these are the FACTS
Coffee in the morning please, fresh, black, bitter, strong and ideally with a nip of Woods.

Tea is delicious. Twinings is the best. Earl Grey is refreshing and zingy. Milk no sugar for me please.

Chamomile tea is excellent for panic attacks. All other herbal teas are WRONG WRONG WRONG.

Thank you for listening.

'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)
# ning
your succinct summation is a lesson to us all.

*clever smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *takes off glasses*
*lets hair down*
*SMOOOOSH!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)
# COR!
I appear to be in an American movie of some kind...

yeah - she's wonderful and perfect for me in most ways, but she's a little too proper and ordinary looking... WAIT A MINUTE, she's taken off her glasses and now I have a completely different opinion and I actually don't mind the look of her! At last - I can permit myself to love her. So long hot but ultimately not nice girl, you're ass is dumped in a manner that you can't believe, especially given your higher social ranking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# *is 'kooky'*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)
# 'ning
I heartily agree
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Good 'ning!
Of course you agree.
All the above is OBJECTIVE SCIENCE FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)
#
most of this is rubbish, FACT.
apart from the woods bit, my spirit of choice before i became TEATOTAL.
and woe betide any damn fool dared to put ice or anything else in it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# hehe
Ice?!!!!

Jesus.

*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# fact dichotomy!
*takes cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *googles
*puts kettle on and ponders witty retort,rolls fag and gives up.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I WILL LITERALLY STONE COLD KILL ANYONE WHO PUTS ICE IN BOOZE FOR WHICH IT IS INNAPROPRIATE
the part time Whisky drinker is the worst offender... and I did once smack a bar tender about the face until his took out the ice he put into my COGNAC!!!(ffs)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)
# there's no ice in Smirnoff Ice
just lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I hope never ever to find out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I had a 'turbo shandy' once
that had Smirnoff Ice in it.
It was, frankly, minging.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# 'turbo shandy'??
hahaha

that's what you have in a toilet with no lock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# hehe
Apparently it is half a Stella, a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and, optionally, a double vodka.

Tastes of fuck all and is quite strong. This seems to be a fashion in drinks that i just don't understand. I may be a raging drunk but I at least like my liver-necrosing poison to have some kind of flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ^this
Did I ask for ice? Did you ask me if I wanted ice?
WHAT IS THIS, THE FUCKING ARCTIC?!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ^this
www.aberlour.com/abunadh/ ... the important bit being:

Today most malt whiskies are chill-filtered to prevent the whisky becoming cloudy when adding water or ice. This process, which did not exist in the 19th century, removes some richness and mouth feel as well as some fruit and sherry character.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:49, archived)
# That's made me sad
"Booze would be better if we didn't pander to the tastes of people who don't even like it" WTF? The world's gone mad. MAD, I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)
# the problem being that most of the bread and butter money distilleries make is from selling young whisky for blending
the people who buy this young whisky have very little interest in someone bringing out 'real' whisky and saying 'all that other stuff is pish!' so it doesn't happen much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Aberlour is the most depressing place on earth*, no wonder they make so much whisky
*apart from Corby
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
probably true...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)
# i can't actually think of a proper drink where ice would be appropriate
cocktails, obviously, but they're for people who are scared of booze
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)
# G n T
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)
# these are the only two that I've been able to think of...
ARG - and the advent of Nu-Cider!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Fuck nu-cider
seriously, fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Twinings Earl Grey you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# splendid
although in this instance, and it pains me greatly to say it, gray.

*shudders.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)