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# Did I mention
that I once liberated Fiji?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# yes


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# O do tell!
* falls for another one, I can just tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# It was after Fiji was stolen by an enraged Michael Winner.
He'd mistaken it for a pudding, and was keeping it in his pudding sock.
I was visiting Mr. Winner a few days after he nabbed it. I was there to help him compose rude versions of lyrics to George Formby songs (the album's out soon), and while Michael was absent for one of his marathon toilet sessions, I noticed his pudding sock poking out from under his favourite beanbag. It was moving around as if it had vermin in it, so I whacked it with a handy bong and opened it up.
A stunned Fiji fell out. I recognised it from the missing island posters that were posted in airports around the world.
So I released it into the river Trent and it made its way out to sea and back to whence it came.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I don't think
that story is 100% true.

I've met Michael Winner and he's nothing if not a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Ach.
He was crazed with pudding lust. Who of us wouldn't act in such a way when caught in the throes of such a condition?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I had to ask
didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# haven't we all?
*assuming it is the euphemism i think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# GOD - not that one again!
Yes - you liberated Fiji... they were all grateful until you instigated the 6:30 round the island races, they over threw you, you're not allowed back BUT you left your favorite shoes there and you're not sure how to go about getting them back.

we've ALL heard it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I hadn't
now you've gone and ruined the ending for me, Bet you told the internet that there was a twist in the 6th sense didn't you!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# yes
he's deaf... so, you know, only 4 working senses...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)