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# about half past two
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)
# rub them!
rub them hard!

invoke your inner rubbing spirit! smear yourself in mud and chicken carcasses!!

it must be this way!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Old, old joke ;)
Here, I did this which I am proud of:


Click for anti-ris and original post *blatant click spam*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I remember Bellamy's Backyard Safari
I always thought it sounded a bit gay.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# There's only one thing that's gay while out on Safari...
Christopher Biggins
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Safari sogoody!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)
# The world needs more Biggins
we've had amy, elvis and diana as image challenges, I think if we got Biggins B3ta would implode
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
#
world
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I want to send it to Bellamy, but I don't have his email address.
I have his home address, maybe I should print it and send it to him?

Mill House,
Bedburn,
Bishop Auckland,
Co Durham
DL13 3NN

Nice looking house too!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)
# It's very good that
useless factoid no. 37565
David Bellamy only grew a beard to hide an unsightly scar he picked up on his chin when he fell on his face in a Ballet Class as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# During the 1982 Bristol riots, David Bellamy's chin was used to protect carrier pigeons from plastic bullets.
He survived the assault and his heroic act earned him the Royal order of the garter and he can eat for free at any KFC in the country.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# I feel a little guilty now as I was just talking bollocks, whereas Archie's infomationlet was really rather interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)
# this is good
i didn't understand it at first, i thought it was something a bit tricky, now i do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# A site of mine from a job at a long since bust firm is #3 for David Bellamy in google.
Interesting to see that Pure have bhhpa accounts now - I must find out how they are doing with SEO and see if they are recruiting, he's a mad fucker, I'd like to work with him, if he could afford me.

Of course I am far too idle to actually move from my really quite pleasant current job.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# What time is it?
pfft!

and Happy B3taday!!

EDIT: Did you shop those ear tufts? Holy crap - the guy looks like one of them squirrels with the fuzzy ears!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# yeah
not sure whether it works or not though, it was a bit rushed
edit : thanks for the HB!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# i didn't notice them
as i've now reached an age where hairs start appearing from all manner of places they never used to.
although my eyebrow plaits are very fetching i'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Eyebrow plaits, you say?
I may have to consider something like that to make the ol' unibrow more attractive.
Top tip, there - thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)
# a pleasure
i've tried doing it with the hair on my nose but that looks foolish.
it's a sad day when you have to start shaving your nose.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I've found that, like your ear hairs, waxing is the way to go
Nothing says 'I'm too cool for you' like a handlebar nosehair moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha!
these young'ns have still got all these joys to come, and they thought puberty was tough.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)
# How I laughed at the Simpsons episode

...where Bart and Milhouse asked the Magic 8 Ball if they'd still be friends when they were old men with hair growing out of their ears.

Now I am one.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)
# just 'cos it's your b3taday doesn't mean you escape
*spangs
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)
# may as well get my crap out of the way
as it's Tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# *spangs*

*spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *SPANGS!* *SPANGS!* *SPANGS!*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Happy B3taday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Seconded!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Hurrah
for jokes that were in the newsletter a couple of weeks ago!

Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:27, archived)
# oh bollocks
I missed that. I have been busy.

edit : I've still missed it. I can't see it in the last few.

Oh well. Cheers. I'm off to do something else now.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)
# a splendidly silly gag
to celebrate your b3taday with!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)