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#
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# if that was _this_ readers voice it would be
"mlnlgmlgnlgn hmm, yes" *dribble* "mmlnlgmlgng"
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Do you want to hear my impression of Kate Moss?

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
# *cups ear*
speak up deary!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# yes please
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# uh-huh
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# No, that was Elvis
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# I sound just like him
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# have you got a braille version?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ok *clears throat*
'Ow do, I'm Kate Moss and I'm a bony fuck
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# can i have your autograph Ms. Moss?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)
# ^ This ^
*and that*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# you're already more humourous and watchable than Rory Bremner
please continue
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# nothing like her!
:(
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# HOW DO YOU KNOW MR BEST FRIEND OF THE STARS?

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Because she sounds more like this-
"Hi I'm Kate Moss and I want to apologise to all of the people I have let down because of my behaviour which has reflected badly on my family, friends, co-workers, business associates and others". "I would also like to apologise for my being a bony fuck".
:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Still
Wood
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Your tits are too big
rubbish impression
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I NO!

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Impressive!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)