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# Are bears really that big?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I think it's a small woman
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Maybe she's far away...
... Mornington Crescent.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Actually, yes grizzly bears are.
How scary is that???
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# But that's like 4 metres tall!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 12 feet tall?!
According to the GrizzlyQuiz www.kidsturncentral.com/games/quiz/grizzlyquiz.htm
they can grow up to 9ft tall.

But this is otherwise an inormative animation and I welcome more of them.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Wikipeado says no
8ft
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Gentle Ben was quite big
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# until they shot him
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# you dont decrease in size if you get shot
If one was to prop him up sufficiently, he would retain a similar height, I feel.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# unless you're shot with a shrink ray
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# shrink ray?
The Psychoanalyst of the Ocean?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# to begin with yes
but once decompositition begins in earnest the deterioration of ones height is assured
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# also
they shot him in the knees... so he has to use a wheel chair now
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# reminds me of something the great Spike Milligan wrote
They chop down 100ft trees
To make chairs
I bought one
I am six-foot one inch
When I sit in the chair
I'm four foot two.
Did they really chop down a 100ft tree
To make me look shorter?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# You do
if you use a hollow point
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# haha
fair
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *feels stupid*
It's a polar bear...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# crikey you're right
that's the last time I'm going to the arctic
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# lol
polar bears are tiny. the snow reflections and lack of landmarks in their habitat only makes them look large.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *works in a kiosk*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Ben! Ben!
/Clint Howard rocks blog
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I wonder how many deaths Gentle Ben has been responsible for
by perpetuating the myth that bears are an appropriate playmate for children...?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# not enough
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Compared to Prince, yes
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Teddy bear . . .


(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I actually almost replied just that
;)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Big bears are
or maybe that human was an midget . . .

Woo! to the guide anyhoo I was wondering about getting an ant


(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# yeah
the ant's the coolest animal in that guide.... if you're not brave enough to get a badger
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Badger!?
*fears*

All those pointy teefs and that! no way!


(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# depends on the size of the toilet..
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# ning
I see you ignored my underhanded compliment re your zombification last night... :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# yes...yes I did :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hehe
sorry. I've had bad experiences with brown toothed celtic fans threatening me in the street in glasgow for no reason. However, I'm not that prejudiced, a similar amount of rangers fans have done the same.

Apparently junkies, no matter what football shirt they're wearing, like to try and make me give them money by threatening me with bottles or telling me they have knives. I must look weak.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)