Probably no worse than real life..
From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 502 entries (closed)
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From the Life After Kids TV challenge. See all 502 entries (closed)
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Pish
ka poop.
Actually, it's quite good, I just fancied writing the sound effect. Carry on.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:58,
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Actually, it's quite good, I just fancied writing the sound effect. Carry on.
hmmm i always heard
shhhtikumshhhtikumshhhtikum
which is a bit dirty
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:01,
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which is a bit dirty
i used to be able to play the theme tune on the bassoon
not having a bassoon any more, it would be a bit difficult now
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:02,
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I used to be able to play stuff on the bassoon too
Not sure I could even remember where the keys were these days....
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:04,
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no, same here
it was a school bassoon, so as soon as i hit 16, i stopped.
used to play the flute too.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:06,
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used to play the flute too.
Likewise
Only the clarinet and the sax were actually mine, and I can still vaguely play those...
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:13,
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In a strange twist of life
I have never played the bassoon at all, but I am now equally capable of playing one this minute as you both are.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:18,
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My misses can't play it on the Meat Flute yet...
But we keep trying - maybe one day....
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:23,
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But we keep trying - maybe one day....
my other half plays sax and clarinet
very well, as it happens.
/music widow blog
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:28,
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/music widow blog
TJ: Quark Skillzors Needed
First of all, sorry for the threadjack, (gotta love Ivor), second I need a bit of help on Quark.
I wanted to put a kind of shadow on some text, so I duped the copy, offset it, and made it black underneath so just a little bit was showing around the right hand side and bottom. Voila a basic shadow.
However, when it printed, the black came through the red of the top copy, so it looked like a red shadow was top and left.
Any ideas how I can combat this?
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:07,
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I wanted to put a kind of shadow on some text, so I duped the copy, offset it, and made it black underneath so just a little bit was showing around the right hand side and bottom. Voila a basic shadow.
However, when it printed, the black came through the red of the top copy, so it looked like a red shadow was top and left.
Any ideas how I can combat this?
Good point
Unfortunately, the mags are all set in Quark. Switching to Indesign would involve resetting 64 pages before going to the printers at close. :(
Fuck it, I'll just do it in potato shop and tiff it.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:20,
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Fuck it, I'll just do it in potato shop and tiff it.
i used to know this
hang on, isn't there a 'drop shadow' function?
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:20,
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Drop shadow only came in in 7
but you could try this on a free trial.
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Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:36,
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