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[challenge entry] Probably no worse than real life..

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(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Ivor FTW!!!!!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# 'ning Squire!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Pish
ka poop.

Actually, it's quite good, I just fancied writing the sound effect. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# hmmm i always heard
shhhtikumshhhtikumshhhtikum


which is a bit dirty
(katesbush, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Psh ta koo
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Too fast for a Virgin train, surely?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# broken down somewhere outside wolverhampton
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# i used to be able to play the theme tune on the bassoon
not having a bassoon any more, it would be a bit difficult now
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I used to be able to play stuff on the bassoon too
Not sure I could even remember where the keys were these days....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# no, same here
it was a school bassoon, so as soon as i hit 16, i stopped.

used to play the flute too.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Likewise
Only the clarinet and the sax were actually mine, and I can still vaguely play those...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# In a strange twist of life
I have never played the bassoon at all, but I am now equally capable of playing one this minute as you both are.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Just put your lips together and blow
S'easy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# My misses can't play it on the Meat Flute yet...

But we keep trying - maybe one day....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# my other half plays sax and clarinet
very well, as it happens.
/music widow blog
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# TJ: Quark Skillzors Needed
First of all, sorry for the threadjack, (gotta love Ivor), second I need a bit of help on Quark.

I wanted to put a kind of shadow on some text, so I duped the copy, offset it, and made it black underneath so just a little bit was showing around the right hand side and bottom. Voila a basic shadow.

However, when it printed, the black came through the red of the top copy, so it looked like a red shadow was top and left.

Any ideas how I can combat this?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Use Indesign instead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Good point
Unfortunately, the mags are all set in Quark. Switching to Indesign would involve resetting 64 pages before going to the printers at close. :(

Fuck it, I'll just do it in potato shop and tiff it.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# i used to know this
hang on, isn't there a 'drop shadow' function?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Not in 6.5
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Drop shadow only came in in 7
but you could try this on a free trial.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Quark answer probably late:
I think it's either your trapping settings or you might have the black in registration instead of 100% black, you'd have to play around with the trapping in preferences.

Hope that helps
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# :D
I used to love Ivor!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# poop poop
p p p p p p poop
(pdjpdj, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# There is no way...
that Ivor is a Virgin...

* Emmmm... Sheep
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)