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# Rumours of my Death are greatly exaggerated
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# They are?
I'd better stop that cheque then.

also: Haha! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# i dont think she could blame you
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# who could?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha
That's the bitch about working for a family business!

'ningles fella.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# 'nongle noo
How be thee oh Inn keep
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Grand
And thy whippets are grand too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# braw
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# am I wrong in finding your cartoon girlfriend endearingly cute?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Nope
at least she's not a squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# But you want her to be don't you?
suits you Sir blog.:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# every night
she woke up once whilst I was gluing the fur to her skin
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I did ggive you that ether for a reason!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Yes.
She's far too good for the manbloke in the cartoon. She could do a lot better, in a cartoony way.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# LIES!
She is not too good for him, he makes her tea and rubs her feet at night and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Yes,
but she's starting to gain some self-confidence after some good counselling, and her sense of self-worth has assessed that she deserves a more handsome, more successful cartoon fuck-buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# *starts a cartoon spiral of depression, filling the void with loose women and drugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# If it's wrong that I find his cartoon self endearingly cute, then yes, it is very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# aww thanks you big hairy sexy man beast
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaa
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# haha
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# When you work from home, every day is naked day!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# you raise a valid point
I may have to work from home
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I work from home, too.
Unfortunately it's my boss' home and he's a card-carrying, choir-singing, missionary-sponsoring, christian-rock-playing type of fellow with 4 kids and a wife I'd shag senseless given the opportunity.

It might be misconstrued if I turned up to work, naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# That man is am idiot.
HOORAY!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# 'wacky'
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Go to dinner at her mums naked day!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hoorah!
wait that would make for a very akward day.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Only
if her mum accidently spilt gravy onto her old yet pert breasts, and as you watched the hot meaty sauce trickle over her perfectly formed norks you got a massive stiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# And then
you knocked over the salt.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# at that point,
the world would have to open up and swallow me whole
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# or her
Mum would open up and swallow you whole...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Rule #34
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# At least
its not her dad...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7801356
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Rule #34
Google it, my large-headed friend.


edit: just re-read that... was referring to your bovine nature, not being rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)