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# Hollywood


This is my first animation for 2 years. Not a very interesting fact but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Remake of Footloose!
do it now!

then burn it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# That film still cracks me up to this day.
Only Dirty dancing or Red Dawn are funnier.
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I saw the entireity of Dirty Dancing the other day for the first time
it's absolute shite
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Because... I'vvvvveeee...
haaddd the time of me liffffeeee....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I carried the melons.
Pure hilarity!
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# xXx?
that made me laugh so much, most notably the enemy's destructive chemical weapon, that can be neutralised by water - transported on a fast boat on water!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Arf.
That sounds so rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Asia Argento should have shot herself for that.
Or her dad should have done it for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# yeah
she wasn't too bad in land of the dead, though. either that, or the whole film sucked so bad, her crapness didn't stand out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Red Dawn!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

*wheeze*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

*wheeze*

Hahaha- *cough* *spits out blood*

*gurgle*

*ded*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Wasn't Red Dawn about a Cuban invasion of North America
Twarted by some small town teenagers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah basically. Wily communists take over the USA. Kids put an end to it.
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# yeah
worst brat pack film ever
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# yaaay
smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# That's greet!
And true.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# very funny but
please tell your joking with those remakes... i know day earth stood still is being done, but triffids?? NOOOOO i was shocked to see alvin and the chipmunks being made...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# What they should actually do
is unmake the original Hollywood version of Day of the Triffids.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Well
I Googled 'remakes' so they're all based on rumours at least. Very worrying, especially Evil Dead :(
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# They've got the posters up for the chipmunks at my local cinema
And they're in the wrong order: they've got them up as

Theodore, Alvin, Simon
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
True and woo and YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Hurray! For the Durbmeister!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# haha nice.
I saw some footage of them on the news, and they were all stood around with signs that just said "On Strike"

...the one industry where you would expect some good witty slogans on their banners and that's all they managed.
Pah! Hire b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ZAK MCFLIMBY USES SQUARE BARCKETS SHOCKER!

[Eejit!]Zak[/Eejit!]


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I don't know what you're on about.
hehe

(It's difficult this Internet forum business)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# well, *I* post nowhere else!
*I* post nowhere else!So it's pointy ALL the way . . . Forgive me humandescent . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Hire b3tans to write a film!
Yes! That'd be one hell of a cinema experience.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *glees / fears - not sure which*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Pffffft!
If that fails, make some more comic book films! Or computer game ones. No real script writing talent needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)