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# Cleaning up my desktop

and I found this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)
# I sure vast amounts of burning would clear it up.
Or pitchforks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# She visits you at night.
She does tinkle in your cups.

Edit: Also: big shits.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)
# reminds me of 2 girls, 1 cup
if you're not aware of what it is, count yourself lucky. i was innocently trawling porn and stumbled across it, i find it worse than goatse and tubgirl, also

ning all
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:37, archived)
# also belm
mnnng
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:46, archived)
# mnnng! to you too

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)
# that's just nasty.
you go back in time and abort that now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:35, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)
# I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT FUN.
I DON'T TRUST EASILY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)
# HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DANGERFUN?
I AM ALL ABOUT THE DANGERFUN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:54, archived)
# I'm up for that!
So is Julia Gillard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:58, archived)
# IT'S SETH MCFARLEN!
GET 'IM!
AARGH! NO, WAIT, GET ME!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)
# BOP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:37, archived)
# *fears*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)
# BLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIMBLIM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Just been catching up on Married to the Sea..
 
www.marriedtothesea.com/112307/this-is-your-boss.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:08, archived)
# The new stock pool pissed off some.
I like them too, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)
#
this flute is awesome
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:26, archived)
# I like the new ones
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:39, archived)
# I completely forgot about that site.
I have some catching up of my own to do.

I might wait until I'm at work, though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)
# woah
kiwi goverment watches a lot of porn. wow.

www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO0711/S00266.htm

hahahah, i love the end of the article the most.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:12, archived)
# Hell yeah!
although you must have noticed that that article was written by a bunch of redneck arseholes who need a good raping.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_the_Promotion_of_Community_Standards
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)
# there are a whole lot of "scare quotes" in that "journalism".
putrid and toxic moral filth is a sig waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:27, archived)
# I don't know if you heard about this
but they're looking at forming another christian political party in time for next year's election..

since the last one kinda collapsed, when it transpired the leader is a paedophile.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Heritage_New_Zealand
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:31, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHAHAHH!
I was hoping this footage would be on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=wUEfF_olEik
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:32, archived)
# oh my god.
i love the transition

"fucking child molester"
to

"wholesome christan values".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:40, archived)
# haha!
that was great. i love violence!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:45, archived)
# SEE THE WRETCH! SEE HOW HE COWERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)
# HE COWERS EXACTLY AS HE SHOULD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:55, archived)
# Needs more baseball bat.
Or hammers if you are old school.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 6:37, archived)
# Chins... chnz.
I'd bet real money they have more than
one each in that party.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)
# to be fair...
...it's not really a party until the toddler gets fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:46, archived)
# Don't play with your food!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 6:38, archived)
# the new one ought to be specific:
NO PAEDOS OR BABY-DIDDLERS WELCOME! NOT EVEN IF YOU'RE CATHOLIC!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 5:39, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:39, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)
# oh my god
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Wow.
Just, wow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Could that be Joey Deacon's son?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 7:57, archived)
#
ea o
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:36, archived)
# 'ning
Pzyko!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Hooray! People are paying attention to me!
/Zoidberg :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# :D
people person.

How's you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:57, archived)
# somewhat groggy
which is to expect after a nice evening with friends, grilled meat with self-made hot sauces and alcoholic beverages :)
vourself?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Very tired
Made a vid of my sick 2girls gif because I couldn't sleep.
On links now but NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:08, archived)
# I have the distinct feeling you're spending too much time on 4chan... ;P

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# I can say.....
I have never, ever been on 4chan!

Giffix.com ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# ah, ok
that startrek clip is just one of many overused 4chan memes...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Shit!
I totally didn't realise.
Has someone done this then?
*Burns Youtube offices*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I haven't seen that particular one before :)
didn't you also make the one with the chicken/prince? that's another popular one
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I'm gonna have to check 4chan out I think
Someone on Giffix must fucking love the place or something.
An' I thought I was being quite original too, lucky I didn't do Goatse on the star trek one then eh?
:s
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# caution is advised, that place isn't called "the internet's toilet" for nothing, so take enough mindbleach with you
I suggest looking a the Random Board, or "/b/", as it's called
or if you just want to see the posted pictures and anims, there's this site which copies anything from 4chan, b3ta and similar sites:
www.journalpics.net/scrapers/all NSFW

Edit: I only get the usual "domain for sale" page at giffix.com?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Ok will do
I think I'll leave it till I get home.

I got the wrong address for giffix I have the link faved at home.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# also, memes typically travel around a lot
so I really can't tell if they originated from 4chan, SomethingAwful, YTMND or others (maybe giffix too)
/useless fact of the day
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# AaaarggghH!!!
kill it with paperclips!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:42, archived)
# 'nings Mr. Scaramanga
hows thee?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:45, archived)
# 'NING YOU TWO!
'ningles b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# *parp*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)
# heap big 'ning pale-face!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# ningles ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# I not too bad ta
wasted a day yesterday at a work thing.

such a waste of time and money

AND I missed a whole day of B3tans! The cheek of it!

How's you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# bloody tired.
i've had a bit of insomnia for the past few nights.
my patience is in tatters and i can feel my anger trying to escape!!
woe betide those idiots on the wards today if they sass me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:53, archived)
# ...
*sasses*
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
*tips desk over*
ivesb smash!
ivesb bash!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# you work at a hospital, can't you get hold of some sleeping pills?
also, cannabis works a treat (or so I've heard) :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# the last time i took a sleeping pill i was awake all night then it kicked in on my way to work
and i had to fight it off all day!!

and i don't do drugs...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)
# cannabis isn't more of a drug than alcohol or nicotine
I still don't understand why it's illegal while alcohol isn't...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Well it aint working for me atm :(
I should watch telly more.
The best sedatative in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# I'm the same at the moment
up till f'king 3am everyday this week!

:)
:o
:O
:0
:o
:)
/long winded yawn blog
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)
# haha!
come here,
we'll lean on each other..
*snoozes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *grabs cutlass*
*chops maniacally*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:07, archived)
# wtf
is that??
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)