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[challenge entry] Ceiling Cat has given up on life
:'(

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Awww
poor pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# pfffff.
well, erm, executed
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# SHOCKED
I'M SHOCKED
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# 'buffs apple against chest'
my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I realise you have to keep up this front of distant disdain
but is there any part of you that is proud of your part in forming such a popular website?

...or do you just hate us for what we've done to your 'dream'?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# haha
yeah we fucked it up no end :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I don't know
it seems exactly the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I blame Fraser, for setting this compo
fluff and suicides, what does he take us for??
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# i don't want to know about any of rob's proud parts thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# shame
shame is the word you're looking for.

My dream was to start a site for people to swap pictures of pressed flowers - and what have you gone? turned it into a den of filth, depravity and occasionally amusing photoshops.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# "occasionally amusing"
there we go, next tag-line for the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# for the real killer damned with faint praise comment
FHM have recently listed us as the 38th greatest website ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# It could be worse
Nuts could have given you a special award.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Hah! really?
Don't they know we'll only launch a counter-strike of merciless 'shops and ridicule if they dare say anything 'nice' about us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# At number 37
Was the fart button page
(Long time lurker, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# plus the secret desire to have a Daily Mail headline
'BAN THIS SICK FILTH' to yourself.

I tried to create a pic entitled 'BAN THIS THICK SYLPH' earlier on but it was too esoteric to be understood....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# sadly they have no desire to play ball
although I haven't stopped writing the complaining letters yet
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# DON'T PRESS FLOWERS
YOU BRUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Oh NOES!
*cries*

..


*faps in total freedom*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# splendid stuff
proves again that cats are highly strung.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# all that voyeurism
must've played games with his wee head
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# What, my wanking's not good enough eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Yay!
*starts wanking again*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# ha ha ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)