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(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
winnah!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# How the...?
Are there 2 of them in there?

Yay!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I hear Gandi's in the ashtray:P
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# along with John Lennon...
...or something
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Imagine that!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *shoots*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *leaves*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *eats*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# along the M4
over the severn bridge
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Love it!

*click*

:D
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# splendid
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# If I had a car and knew how to drive
I'd have that as my number plate.

Actually, even if I had a car and didn't know how to drive I might, but I imagine that knowing how to drive the car would be useful.

Woo image by the way.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# If I had a car and knew how to drive
I might consider giving you my car on which to place the aforementioned number plate.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# That would be nice of you.
I'd have to make sure I knew how to drive, if I had your car.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# obviously I would require marriage and some pies
assuming you could fulfill your end of the bargain, I would be happy to learn to drive, attain a decent level of expertise, and teach you to drive.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# What type of pies?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# chicken preferrably
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hmmm,
deal.

I'll just find you a russian bride now.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I can't speak russian
you'll have to suffice :)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# damn, now how am i going to get my whales in..?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Poke 'em on?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# haha
pikachu!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say I laughed a lot at that
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# kids today. tsk tsk tsk


I feel dirty. Sorry PW
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I always wondered why my teachers marked me off for using that.
You mean it was ME that was wrong all those years?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# we got an email to the entire IT dept once
from a user asking why there were alot of words not in the MS Word spell-check dictionary
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I had a long debate with someone the other day.
They were claiming that 'as well as' was all one word. It ended with them saying "I'll prove to you that it is." It hasn't been brought up again since.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# haha
they should of known better



*waits*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I'm really trying,
but it's making me feel wrong inside.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# haha
the line of pedantic criticism has a steep fall on the other side
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# * wishes I had a handy SPANG graphic to brandish at you!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hehehe
I've just written out a cheque for £512 for plumbing and tiling.

It has had the same effect
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ow, you poor shit.
I'll be dropping $4000 on a used truck soon.
I feel your pain.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# YAY for AbScrab!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Fine, I missed a space!
Shoot me!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *loads*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# You know how they get Pokemon in the pokeballs
A swift kick between the pokelegs...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Sex phrase in our house:
Poke a mons
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Lovely
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# The mother of all suspensions
Woo
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Wonderful.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)