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# work work work
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I know exactly how you feel.
Urh. *Goes back to essay writing*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Have some pity, in fact I'll hand over my entire storage of it
I had to write a thesis once, I... my family and my dog were nearly killed in the process of writing that horrific thing. (but it did get published... and they spelled my name wrong when they did that)
(Azzek!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# That reminds me... I should be doing that.
(what was the thesis title? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)
# do you have a thesis beard ready?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Errr...yes? (what's that?)
edit: also, I would like a tshirt with "Turing Machine" and the disclaimer "Caution: Once started, may not stop" on it! Good job on that :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)
# an animated t-shirt may be difficult...
a thesis beard is a beard you grow (mainly due to personal neglect) while writing a thesis. it is the law that you cannot submit the thesis until the thesis beard is in place
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:41, archived)
# fuck! I've only got stubble at the moment. dammit. maybe some sort of joke-shop beard...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)
# why is he sitting at a poodle?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ^this also^
although my b3ta brain kicked in first, and sitting at a poodle was not my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# yep i though the same as you first :)
...my poor warped b3ta brain can't take it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)
# that's why you old-timers are meant to go into a home at 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)
# whose home ?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# was wondering too
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# dammit
now all i can see is a man preparing to insert himself into a poodle.
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ^this
the laughter this caused has made me cough up a lung.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# haha
though you make it sound like getting into a sleeping bag
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# really, these things shoudn't be done without preparation
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# If it's not that, what is it?
That's all I can see anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ^this
rather belatedly.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:34, archived)
# he's sat at a pc !
(rather more belatedly)
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
#
sitting at bumming from his wheelchair that borribles have nicked the wheels from
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Is that what it is?
*turns head*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)
# :(
/is at work now due to useless colleage
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# kill it with fire!
(Azzek!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# he's fucked off back to bristol
leaving us in the shit. tosser
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I go to UCLan
and some chinese dude has just been hammered for running a huge essay ring, charging people £1000+ for stuff.

Though I'm doing a friends flash project...because shes hot...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# ha !
I just spent last weekend doing a friend's flash project !
(because she's hot)
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# its the very best reason
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# this for some reason just makes me think of some bizarre incomprehensible czech animation that might have been made in 1983
or something of that ilk :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)
# you say that about everything
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)
# your name reminds me of a 1983 czech animation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# my father was a communist film studio and my mother was a socialist cartoonist
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)
# so that makes you a glorious product of revolution?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)
# which thus makes me incapable of being fooled
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:29, archived)
# my father was a voodoo priest
and my mother was a small tray of raspberry meringues.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)
# hmm, meringues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)
# yes
sandwiched with chantilly cream
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I don't know what that is
but it sounds good.

'ning Miss.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:45, archived)
# 'ning
it's delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# i loved those incomprehensible czech animations
channel 4 seemed to have bought the entire stock of them, the way they filled up their late-evening broadcasting with them.
i suggest: you, mr discomeats. you shall produce more of this czech animation. for glorious revolution
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:33, archived)
# they were the best thing ever
they made absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever :D

edit: actually I may do a faux czech 1980's style animation, it doesn't need to make any sense after all, how hard could it be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)
# the hollywood version wasnt the same
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)
# needs more CG :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Standard Comment #63
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:50, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)
# :O

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I don't know what you're complaining about
that's a fully and correctly assembled Åssrippør desk
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 15:15, archived)
# nooooo
(SquidHead, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)
# (i know)
but now we've all thought of it,
i think you'll agree that poodle is better
it is the only sensible option
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)