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# Gotta hate that 'afterwards' feeling...
(i_gif_up, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Drill
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Bra
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:49, archived)
# not unwell then?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I had to stick a torpedo thing up my arse at the hospital
but it seems I am damaged, rather than ill.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Had a few knocks when I was a courier
nothing involving a zeppelin and my arse though

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)
# JPEGS DON'T CUDDLE.
 
: ( : ( : ( : ( : (
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Nor do they talk your ear off when you're trying to drop off to sleep
nor do they want to discuss where this relationship is heading
nor do they want to take you out for a visit to her mother's the next day
nor do they refuse all physical contact whatsoever when they're on the blob
I'm sure there's more...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:00, archived)
# nice anim
just confused by your 'afterwards remorse' feeling sentiment type thing.

I just make sure not to wipe it on the curtains and all is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)
# dont you know?
about post-wank? the feeling of guilt that makes one delete one's entire stash?
(i_gif_up, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Crazy talk.
I wank. I enjoy it, it relieves stress, it helps me sleep and it gives me something to do.

Wanking is encouraged in the forces and I for one am a huge fan.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Cultural conditioning has a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:54, archived)
# prolly
my roman catholic upbringing... damn priests and their kiddie-diddling ways
(i_gif_up, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Indeed.
What could possibly be wrong with fiddling with a piece of your body?

See also the huge number of people who have refused to do a guest poo for havingapoo.blogspot.com on the basis that weighing themselves twice is disgusting.

Even Dave Gorman.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Dave Gorman has standards?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Seems that way.
Embarrassingly I had no idea he was famous any more. I am a huge fan of his photography and I knew him from the 'Are you Dave Gorman' book / shows, but I had no knowledge of the radio stuff until very recently.

He must think I am some sort of arse licker.

Ooh! I know who might do a celebrity poo! *goes to email Mil Millington*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
#
www.dictionary.com/browse/celebrity
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I have no idea what reference you are making here.
Either you are illiterate or just being a pretentious cunt, either way, I want nothing to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:31, archived)
# I've heard a couple of series of Genius,
and found them very amusing. Have he done other stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:24, archived)
# the only shame I feel is that I'm contributing to deforestation of the amazon rainforest
by using a kleenex
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Socks ftw
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# My cat's name is Socks
and...
What a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# ......not...wipe it on the curtain.....
so to wipe on the curtain would be rude?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)
# well when you're a guest in other people's houses
it's polite to ask first
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)
# thank you for this lesson in manners
this explains why people never ask me to stay over twice
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)
# p.s.
went to see David Lee Roth in about 1989 (?) on the Skyscraper tour. Inagine my annoyance when I found that Billy S wasn't in the tour lineup... yes, I saw S. Vai but it wasn't the same... listened to some Mr Big for years until Paul Gilbert left. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:27, archived)
# yeah billy left the sky scraper tour because they wouldnt give him his creativity in the recording sessions
i wish i coulda seen DLR back then but i got to see him play with steve in 2005 and i met him too and it was AMAZING, absolutely the nicest guy you could hope to meet and one of the greatest bass players of all time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:31, archived)
# robosexual!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:56, archived)
# There's no such thing as "Permanently Delete"
...unless you drill a hole through the hard drive.
My former employer found MY stash.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah, but it was only incidental to my dismissal.
...just one of those things they say they'd like not to make public. You know, for MY protection. What it really means is they don't want you bringing a wrongful termination suit or they'll drag out the nudie pix.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# thats a bit mean, a mans porn is sacred and should not be used as a weapon agaisnt him!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)
# There wasn't too much sacred in there
Unless you count the number of times you'd say Holy Shit about the size of them knockers.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# fap fap fap?
go back to 4chan, round these parts we fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)