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# Hello!

CFB
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)
# jebus!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:35, archived)
# You should brush more often...
there seems to be something stuck in your teeth

(And a very woo thing it is :D)
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)
# From here on in I shall always know you as the guy that can give deep throat and a hand job at the same time.
Very woo indeed!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)
# I wish I could say you were the first person to say that...
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)
# And take care of his own anal fisting at the same time!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)
# anal fisting?
that's magic's secret word! you win a prize!

*presents a copy of "Horrible Histories: The Terrible Tudors"*
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:49, archived)
#
i made love to loved that book when i was younger
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Hey your grirlfriends kind of cu...
Oh.

Woo.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:36, archived)
# She needs a shave
The ugly bint
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)
# arrrrrghhhh!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Argh
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Ah!
Ahhh! Ah! That's quite upsetting. Bloody well done though. Is that what happens if you drink jaffa cakes?

:]
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Unfortunately so.
Other side effects include:
Inability to churn butter
Desire to wear odd socks
Laser vision
Itchy elbow
Shitty beard

As you can tell, I've had to endure quite a few.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Laser vision?
Awesome!

Shitty beard? *lawls*

EDIT: Why would you churn butter in the first place?
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:33, archived)
# I havent tried yet
So I don't know

It's just what it said on the side of the box of Jaffa Cakes
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Ah.
I was wondering about that. Hahah.

I had to churn butter on a class trip in like 1st grade. I failed.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:12, archived)
# FREAK. *kills*
Awesome animation is awesome.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)
# *high fives*
*clicks*
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:40, archived)
# High fives hurt my teeth =[
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:45, archived)
# *groin ones*
Er, I think.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:47, archived)
# that's fucking amazing.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)
# You should see what I can do with my tongue
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:47, archived)
# how's that T-virus workin' out for ya?
 
woo!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:50, archived)
# *shoots mutants whilst solving obscure puzzles created by a moron of an architect*
I shall play it again soon methinks.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:52, archived)
# You need to chew your food a little better, I think.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:53, archived)
# It may have come out of the mouth..
But you don't wanna see where it went in..

No chewing at that end
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I take it the Jaffas looked about the same going out as coming in?
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:01, archived)
# I think they picked up some bulk on the journey
All was well.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Little Jaffa scrubbie-brushes?
How efficient!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)
# That's quite the party trick.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Popular with the ladies then.
woo+yay=hoopla
click
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Nice,
have one back:
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Goatse Rocket Head.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)
# I'd never thought of it like that.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:24, archived)
# So sorry.
I meant nothing personal, you understand.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:33, archived)
# No offence taken :)
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Oh dear lord!
You should see a doctor sir!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Got to hand it to yourself !
Better than finger food !
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:33, archived)
# jolly good show sir!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Missed this last night!
Woo, Sir
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:21, archived)