b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7859350 (Thread)

# Snailfest 2000!


Hello my special little worker ants. I've been creating a calendar which I will soon sell at you all! A colour calendar too! Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)
# this is ace
and quite how i throw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I cna now distinctly tell the difference
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I throw like
twenty girls, that's how bad I throw!

*awaits calendar with glee and burgundy*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Can you harness the power
of twenty girls for other tasks too?

Do you have to keep the girls in a box?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)
# twenty girls
can also be used to power a kettle, or to stir your tea after pouring in milks!

They come wrapped in Invinci-Plastic - more commonly known as that rock solid plastic that encases most electrical gadgets under a certain size.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I like your mental thing on the popular page
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)
# can they power my kettle down there? v v
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)
# That's the siginificance of burgundy.
Most girls are allergic to it. Just line with burgundy felt whatever you don't want them to touch.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)
# saw a great letter in the mirror the other day
i have a recipe that tells me to use 30ml of burgundy.

what is burgundy?
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I'm not sure anymore.
But the more I say it, the less the word holds meaning..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)
# it's when two men love each other very much
and want to express that love in a physical way...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Isn't that wrestling?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Wow!
The calender looks fab!

& pffft at the throwing, this happened to me once!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Yay!
I will buy such a thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Perhaps he should throw with his right hand
I throw like a girl lefty too.

(and righty, for that matter)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)
# ooooh
I can an ENLARGED Patrick Moore!

*Awaits impatiently*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I want to to see a george washington character with those bug eyes.
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Yay!
and yay for wordy backgrounds!
cheeky pea.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)
# ha ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)
# what a special thing
i look forward to t'calendar also
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)
# haha!
Thank you for reminding me of this:
Armando Iannucci - Inadequacy
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Calendar?!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)