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# Atom problems
(devilstick, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# niiice
sorry TJ, I've just been told I am to be an uncle

Still not sure if this is good or bad news as my brother is pretty young

'edit' cheers all, you are all very fluffy and have made me feel good about this
'hands out celebration cake'

and sorry for taking attention away from this woo post
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Congratulations!
Lets hope it'll work out.
And lets also hope he doesn't have the starey eyes of Brandow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# aye, cheers guv
he's only 17 1/2 though :s
I just feel he's going to miss out on alot, but then having a child is quite a beautiful thing
Gaaah
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Mm, I know what you mean.
My friend's cousin is 16 and pregnant + engaged.
It's mad.
Her sister's also a mother at 18.
I can see it falling apart very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Sounds intense
I felt more happy than anything else when I found out, but we'll soon see eh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Yeah :)
In fairness, 17 "and a half" makes him sounds SO MUCH younger, I don't even know how mature the guy is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# he looks after me when we go out drinking
but everybody's different, it just seems a tad soon to me
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Well in the end, it's his decision,
and if he thinks he's ready, then fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)
# He may well miss out on a bit
but on the other hand, his kid'll be out of school and moved out of the house before he's even thinking about forty.

Lucky bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# this is very true : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Don't want to be morbid
but... me & my missus lost a baby recently, age means nothing as long as you love the little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear that
and thanks, you are of course right : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# :o) still trying
hard, real hard... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I'm really sorry to hear about that.
I hope you'll be blessed with kids soon

Me & Mrs Heffrey have been blessed a few too many times, methinks. Want some?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# nah
I have my canoe disappearance plan to attend to ;0) I'm free this weekend though!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)
# If you're a guy
then it's pretty good.
If you were a girl, on the other hand, being called an uncle wouldn't be a very nice thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# How young?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# 17 last June
he's been with her a year, they were being careful (I'm told) and they got told tonight after 4 tests
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Well I hope it works out
If they are both sensible it should be OK.

Many people not so long ago had babies in their teens. It was the norm. My parent were. They had 6 all planned. Money was in short supply but a child doesn't really need designer clothes and expensive toys. It just needs love affection and consistency.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# ^this
well said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I'm 40 next year
And I need love, affection and cake. And consistency, I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Well cake needs consistency, so it still counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Cake consistently
Is better than cake once in a while.
Why be shy about that?

Edit: Upon paying closer attention to what you said, let me welcome you early to the "other side". Being over 40's not so bad, except the warranty on all your moving parts expires.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:16, archived)
# The parts are moving alright.
South.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:23, archived)
# So long as you keep 'em moving...
then all is right with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:27, archived)
# and
Reebok, and Nike. And Nokia. And Sony and Nintendo and Xbox. The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Ooh! Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Neices/nephews fucking rock!
will bring untold joy into your life, look after them and everrrrthing be ok
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# was he raped?
I was raped often when young. Despite my protestations she still took advantage of me. It was difficult too, I had to run like fuck to make it there and back to school at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# bloody
sports teachers...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# it's good news
because it's not you! sit back, relax, feed the child sugary treats and send it home hyper to the parents.
then laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Bear in mind that you get to be that crazy cool uncle.
If it's your kid, you have to pretend to be sensible.

If it's just in your family, you can go fucking mental =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# haha!
craazy uncle badger

I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# i'm the cool auntie/cousin
they all love me till they get to about 22, then they get all sensible and my hard work is destroyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:08, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)
# This ^ in spades
It's the very best part of being an uncle.

That and buying them loud pressies for Christmas and birthdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# my nephew is autistic with ADHD
i bought him a drum kit.

oh, how we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# You are my hero!
Have my children!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)
# would
but can't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Not even for the weekend?
Me and the missus could really stand for a getaway!

but seriously, if I understand what I think you're getting at, I'm sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:30, archived)
# don't be
i never wanted any :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:34, archived)
# cog rants
if you feel it warrants that
otherwise, well, i'm sure it'll all work out well in the end
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# I let out a little groan/sigh then.
And I think part of me died
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Badum...







(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
#





...tish
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# *Rummages in draw for king-size pan*
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# yay for the little negative buggers
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# LEPTON!
I May have just near literally pissed myself laughing at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# haaar!
haar!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Yay!
Does this mean you're staying?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:24, archived)
# tha dah pends.
pending....
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooo
you are confuscating me with sceince.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# heeeeliuuuuummm
woo
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# *spaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnngggggggg*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Should I *spang* then *groan*?
Or *groan* then *spang*?

Answers on a postcard.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# *spagrangoan*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# My doctor told me to cut down on my *spagrangoaning*
Although the above statement may contain lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# it is better to of spagrangoaned and lost
then never to have spagrangoaned at all
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I believe it was Gandhi...
...that first quoted that.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahahah
SCIENCE©
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)