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# Am I getting spammed on my b3ta account?
Or does she really love me?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:39, archived)
# gaz her back
ask if she'll let you watch her cogitate
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:41, archived)
# This clearly is true love
Are you a horse, perchance?

good morning all!

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Wow, I just looked in your profile
to think that she deduced all that from that one sentence!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)
# she does appear
to be very a perceptive lass
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)
# 'ning meester
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:51, archived)
# nothing is more attractive than intergrity.
she must have sand in her vagina.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Heh, yep, 'fraid so ;)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:43, archived)
# haha!
can't escape it anywhere can you?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:46, archived)
# *mops mind*
*fondles bumcheeks*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# it's amazing that my magnetism extends to the internet
i must be careful with my powers
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:44, archived)
# *walks by*
*suddenly gets yanked over to seemikedraw by an invisible force*

Blimey o_0
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:46, archived)
# really? you didn't see my arm?


(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)
#
arm prehensile cock
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:53, archived)
# It's people who DIDN'T get it
i feel sorry for.

Even spammers don't want to talk to them
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:46, archived)
# *cries*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)
# you only have to be upset if mormons don't talk to you either


(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Well, since my family WERE mormons
And now aren't...I guess that kind of counts as them not talking to me?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:50, archived)
# you had an entire family conversion?


(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)
# I have no idea
I think my grandparents were, then my mum brought me up not to be, then my grandparents split and neither actually went on to remain Mormons, and none of my mum's siblings were once they moved away either.

I didn't even know I'd been born into a Mormon family until a couple of years ago!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I think she's only interested in men
or people with large bank accounts
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# ^^this :(
I feel invisible on here most of the time

/emo blog
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:03, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Who said that?

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 9:05, archived)
# knowledge, understanding *and* 'intergrity'
is it the Home Secretary?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Sadly...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Too slow old man!
*runs off giggling*

Edit: I'm hungy. My running now has a purpose/direction
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
Where are you running? Shop?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)
# I got two of them
I'm hoping she's now been stepped, at least.

'Ning Monsieur Draw
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Two? You spam whore!
Mornin'! :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Certainly seems that way
So when can we expect your latest bit of genius?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:53, archived)
# hmmm...
i guess when i have a flash of genius, but it doesn't seem to happen too often. i think somehow my brain got broken.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I also got two
With 2 different email addresses.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Hahahaha ask her if she taking it up the shitter!
Just let her know the going rate is one blow job per visa.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:54, archived)
# ^ All of this ^



and most probably, all of that ¬

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)
# You could always pretend it's a stalker!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Back off! She's mine!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:59, archived)