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[challenge entry] Snowmen have them too!
(but they don't have belly buttons)

This is becoming a habit

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Snownips!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Anyone else getting Gaz Spam?
Hello Dear
Hello Dear
how are you today hope all is well with you;
I am a girl of intergrity and A girl who is full of knowledge and understanding ,who cares everything about love and cares without cogitating on the other part of it .my name is miss jane i just went through your profiel at (www.b3ta.com) i have no option than letting you know that am intrested in having relactionship with you, I am a girl filled up with the real sense of belonging and cares to to be treated with sincerity and humbleness .I love playing games with friends and also reading about reasonable things that will have a lot to do with the real life.So if U are intrested plz Email me on address
([email protected]) so that i will tell you more about me and send you my picture,
thanks and God bless you,
yours Sincerely,
jane,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# no, just you
just youGET IN THERE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Yup, lots of people.
Look at Prof Kenny Martin's post down there.
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(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Fuck sake.
Why can't someone mend Glassco.cx ?

Fuck all this 'friends' shit, lets have the basics back.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha, NO
I'd do her, if she wasn't already a priest in Nigeria.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:32, archived)
# They don't have belly buttons
cos they're all CLONES!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Evil clones at that
...ready to take over the world (as long as it's not too warm)

Global warming is just a secret government plan to stop them destroying us all.

Run for your lives!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Ooooh
So the environmentalists are species traitors working hand-in-hand with our would-be snowy oppressors?

*Burns fossil fuels*

Take that you fiends!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# VRRROOOOMMMMM!
*fires up 16 litre, v10, 6 wheel drive Roodiedoodiemobile*

*stalls*
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Your exhaust pipe is full of snow!
Cunning bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Our Marketing bird has no belly button:
flickr.com/photos/lord-manley/483833692/

There's a dip which is smaller than it looks in the thumbnail here, but just all smooth skin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Moobs?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Snoobs, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)
# SNOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *writes down*
*patents*
:D
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Don't you repress me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Ahem...
First use, down there
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(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Facist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I have no problem with people of other Facs
My best mate is a Fac you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# * ducks down
*play tents

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *tweaks*
haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)
# No belly buttons?!?!!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:17, archived)
# If i snows, I'm so going to have to give the snowman snowmoobs now...
SNOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:20, archived)
# SNOOBS!
*emails the people at the Oxford English Dictionary*
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# :D
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *coffee*
*screen*
*wipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)
# THEIVING BASTARD!
Ive not been on b3ta for a couple of months and somebody comes along and smells my farts, likes what he smells, bottles it and then sells it as perfume.
You owe me a billion pound in royalties. You'll be hearing from my army of law students doing pro bono work in the morning.

See HERE for explaination of rant.


Im not really mad you know, Im Just wired on caffine, boxing induced insomnia and flu remedy. Its like being on smack.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)