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# Santa's little jet-powered helper.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)
# WOO!
she can come down my chimney amnytime.

splendid drawage JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Bet those straps ride up in an uncomfortable fashion
at high speeds..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)
# that is some serious top stretching going on there

This is a good thing, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Helps with wind resistance.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)
# bet she can't resist my wind!

...er
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)
# THIS is how he gets to everybody in one night!
Not that it is one night of course. I mean, there's all the people who don't have Christmas for a start. Then there's all the countries that have their Santa visit on 6th December, then there's Russia. They have their Christmas on the 7th January, so he really doesn't have to visit ALL the children in the world in 24 hours after all.

/may have thought about this far too much
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)
# i have to correct you there.
in holland and belgium (along with some other countries) we have sinterklaas, wich is basically the legend that inspired santa claus. we also get presents on christmasday, so it's a win-win situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Holland and Belgium you say?
I shall move tomorrow
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)
# does that mean you get presents twice?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)
# yes and yes.
the first one is only for kids though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# My my...
But isn't the sack going to get burned by the white hot jets?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)
# bumed by white hot jets?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# And not for the first time I'll wager...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)
# OF MAN FOAM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Woul......
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Pip is staying up for this Christmas.
(REWRITABLE, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)
# With a tranquiliser gun
And a net
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)
# With twin front airbags
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)
# those broken knees are gonna smart
when she lands
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)
# this. It could be a fish-eye lens, too I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# We have lift off ! . . . And up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)
# she's going to fall over backwards
that sack is far too large

oh, and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah, but look at the counter-weights...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)
# now those
are some festive baubles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# She has ballast.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)
# indeed.
that explains why i keep falling over forwards

*orders large sack*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)
# And yet you're taking my snoobs off me?
Or are they to go on the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# yes. yes they are.
they'll enjoy it back there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Colour it
Colour it hard
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:57, archived)