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# .
(DWC wants to grow up, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)
# well done
this elicited a proper guffaw.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Wow!
Tastes just like tragedy, but with half the fat!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:36, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Pffft
TJ Does anyone here use AVG? If so have you experienced a problem with the latest update?
I thengyew.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I got updated this morning.
So far, no trouble. What problems have you had?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:38, archived)
# persistently itchy scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:39, archived)
# The update was available from yesterday
Virus database 1234
Virus database 1210
117030 bytes

and it just will not download. It won't tell me why apart from "An error occurred when connecting to the update server".

I checked the firewall (Zone Alarm) all Ok there.

I have never had problems before and I was hoping the problem was on their side not mine.

I have the free version.

My PC is extremely well-protected and is free from spyware.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# That's odd.
Mine just updated itself this morning and I've had nothing else come up. Sorry I can't really help you there.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Are you connected to the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hang on let me check
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Pfft
Offline b3ta: Come here to talk to yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)
# it's called 'notepad'.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Haha true!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:02, archived)
# standard IT Helpdesk Answer
I always tell people to switch the PC off, then back on again.
It usually does the trick.

I use AVG too - never had any problems with it - although it does sometimes interfere with the boot sequence and prevent some of my tray icons showing properly.
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I had a weird update a few days ago, where it downloaded 5 updates one after the other.
I restarted my computer and it was fine.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Thanks all
I believe I may have to get another anti-virus programme if this persists. I've already given it almost 24 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:00, archived)
# If so
I recommend Kaspersky.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)
# AVG fine here.
Always flawless for me (XP)
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Not had a problem myself..
sorry I can't be of any help!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Ftt!
I am actually re-installing AVG now - I thought something malicious might have broken the updater. Uninstalled AVG, restarted, started the download, went to b3ta's front-page to kill time waiting for it to arrive, and opened this thread. Ah.

I wish I had opened this thread off the main board at work yesterday.
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wrong, and yet so right.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
ver' good sah!

TJ, does anyone remember the remix of the vomiting swedish phone-in show host? the one where she vomited when someone said kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Yes I do.
It was good as well.
Thank you for letting me remember that.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)
# you're welcome, would you by any chance remeber who it was by? or where it can be found?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# No.
Sorry.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)
# If only there was a way to search the content of the internet for such a video...


www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43piwvuR8A
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)
# perfect, tah! i knew it was there just couldn't find the right search term to bring it up.
CHEERS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:48, archived)
# 'bring it up'
pft
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 19:21, archived)
# "not funny at all. kind of rude accually. I hope all of u jerks know that the translation WAS FAKE."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)
# "its not really called make me puke"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)
# IN A WATERING CAN!
Maybe it's because it's late but I larfed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ^ this very much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I don't why
I watched that 'til the end, but then I don't know why I do a lot of things...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Haha
not seen that version. Much laughing ensued
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Yes, I remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I've not heard of this
but it sounds as if it's something that should be watched.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That's it. You win.
*removes thinking cap*

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Oooh!
I say! Steady on!
Frickin' hilbastardlarious though
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Thank you for...
..your reservation of a villa in hell..enjoy your stay :)
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 14:48, archived)
# This...
is why I love B3ta... a hillarious mix of Brit humour & contemporary affairs!

Informative Giggles.
(I helped save b3ta! the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Haha!
Aye, we've had some god awful pictorial reactions to this on the board, but this at least is actually funny rather than just offensive.

Well done DWC, U win the bad taste internetz! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)
# You bastards!
...

Wrong meme, sorry.
(snooo, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 0:02, archived)
# THIS,
Good Sir, is the funniest image I have seen on b3ta for a LONG time! Congrats to you for having a fucking wicked sense of humour!
(Dooley, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)