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# looking through old unposted stuff...

But why is he holding a cup of coffee?

*EDIT - ZOO MAGAZINE HAVE JUST GAZ'D ME ASKING IF THEY CAN USE MY SNOWMAN 2 JUDGEMENT DAY THING!
a) Do they want to print all the frames of the animation? and b) do they honestly think I hold the copyright to the artwork?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i espically like the hot cup of tea he has in his hand
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# YAY
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Because space is cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# maybe he's offering them some?
lovely stuff Monsieur Toast
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That's REALly fake!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# no bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# did you shop that coffe mug in there ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# no, that's what's puzzling me :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# whoooooooooooo
spooky
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# haha
unexpected coffee mug.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ok whos gonna start the bandwagon rolling ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Don't do it
think of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# they see me mowing, my front lawn....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Me love Button Moon long time.
you may have a yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# perhaps they suspect you are briggs working under a pseudonym?
nice moon-work, btw
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Your edit says something about the mentality of the staff, as well as the reader
or have magazines gone Harry Potter all of a sudden?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# You say 'reader'
but I thought Zoo was more for the pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Ah yes, the 'words' factor, it's like barely concocted sentences, with lot's of PHWOOOOOOOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# sounds like b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
b3ta a conservative party conference
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Most of the magazine could have been written
by a speak and spell with the aforementioned 'PHWOOOOOR' added in.
Although I guess many 'readers' of such low-grade left-handed literature would be troubled greatly by a speak and spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Check this out:
We here at ZOO have seen your work AVMP.jpg on B3ta.com. We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!" section.

We are sorry, but we don't pay fees for reproduction of your work in the magazine, but we will of course publish any credit you so desire.

Please confirm that you are the originator of this work and let us know by return email if this is all okay with you.

Please email [email protected] and make the subject heading SPAM. If we don't hear from you, we won't publish.

Many thanks,

ZOO

Sent To YOU'VE GOT SPAM:

@ re: ZOO YOU'VE GOT SPAM!
No, fuck off and pay industry rates for people's work
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled tempus fugit, Wed 2 Jan, 23:01, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# GET 'EM, JAHLED
FIGHT THE POWER
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Coming from an Emap employee...
...tell them to 'cunt off'.

Preferably in a Scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# he'd better watch that coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Haha that's made me laugh much more than it should have done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Say they can use it
and for your 'any credit you so desire' choose to credit Nuts magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)