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# noon all
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# cor
i likes that! :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# yaay :D

about bloody time :)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# OK, but don't bite my face.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# well he can fuck off
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# thats what i told him!
*lies
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# well tell him again
nobody is biting anybody today, and if they do it's the naughty step
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Aieeee!
Eet ees da zombie of meestah potato head!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# RAR
Into the playpen you get.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# can I please play with
the contents of your playpen?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You might get bitten
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# meh?
who needs hand skin anyway?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# That's the spirit.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Of course!
They is all lovely creatures.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# may I also audition for a space in the playpen of doom?
ah-hem





GLAAAAAAAAAARG
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# How many teeth have you got?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# 57, mostly my own
I am also very pus-filled
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ooooh!
Do you want to kill all the humans? I only want you if you want to kill all the humans. Eat your way out via their chest, that sort of thing.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# maybe not quite ALL of them
but certainly the vast majority.

might I add: I am made of time, which is a useful trait in vengence against humans

(please note, not THYME)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# That's pretty excellent.
Get in the playpen, new baby.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# it's comfy and warm in here*
*remove the words 'comfy and warm' and replace them with 'sharp and pungent'
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# YAY!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Thyme is on my side
So I've got half a shot against ya.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Back in thyyyme
*dances*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Thyme is on my......
......bride?




mmmm oven roasted Thyme Bride!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# sweetly scented ping pong balls.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Raar!
Ace!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I'm biteproof
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Awwww this is lovely!
I like a nice nibble!

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)
# yay sharksies
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Does anyone remember watching Elmo's World at any point?
I think that's what it was called. With Mr Noodles.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# YAY!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# nope
but i want a 'tickle me Flymo'
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# For the givings to the small childrens?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# for cutting the grass, silly
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :-(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# that HAS to be 'shopped :)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# we had a thunder storm a few years ago,
and my daughters elmo toy dealy came on after a particularly loud rumble and scared the shite out of me.
i HATE elmo.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Because you're frightened of him.
Most manly thing you've said in AGES, Ives.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# is it manly to be scared of elmo?
i'm scared of spiders and drowning too....
grrr.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm scared of water
You should have seen me trying to get into a boat in Amsterdam. Took me ten minutes of trying before I wimped out and had to be led down the jetty shaking.

I can't swim very well, but I do float naturally so I have no idea why I'm so scared.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# i don't float at all.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Sucks to be you.
You haven't got two big buoyancy aids strapped to your chest at all times though.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# oh, and like - you do?
Prove it!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Yay Elmo
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Oh yay!
That's lovely.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# YES!!
bite my leg so i can go home!!
*offers*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)