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# Q. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PUSSY.




A. BECAUSE HE IS A NEWCAT. AND A GOODCAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# He's ginger.
He is a cat.

That's it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i would think so
what do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I'm not sure.
Definitely not a picture of a ginger cat.

It lacks, I don't know, interest?

At least spong the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# dancing cat, drawn cat, jj women cat makes no odds to me
same shit different day as they say
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# It's good to be alive, wouldn't you say?
Alive in a world with cats.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# There are only a couple of things
that have ever made me suspect that there may after all be some kind of intelligent creator who designed the universe. Cats are definitely one of those things.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# erm
because they're selfcentered little shits ... like god, perchance?

I fucking hate em, an god, what a cunt!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# PAINTBIRD DOESN'T MIND
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# he looks cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)
# He looks like a kakapo.
Kakapos are silly birds.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# That's what felix said yesterday.
So it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# and what the fuck would they know, huh?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Is it a feline cat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# is there any other kind?
...don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# HEP CATS.
JAZZZZZ CATS.
FAROUT CATS.
GRRRROOOVY CATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)
# 46% worserer than my cat
My cat has 3 legs and 10 babies.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# How does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Like shit.
It can't reach the litter tray, it just goes round and round in circles, having babies.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA.
I laughed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# That's a TheNeville storyline.
Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
This makes it even better =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# You can just see one of his men, arms akimbo, ranting away about it.
Perhaps he'll see this and illustrate it for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# a good cat?
I can only assume that it is dead then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I apply this same logic to people like yourself
 
so go swallow some bullets, dickhead
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I have had cats for mnost of my life
and I certainly like them, but they aren't special, they aren't magic, they are just an animal, like a dog, a rat, a pig or a horse.

Get over yourselves and, if you refer to yourself as mum or dad then please, go and get help.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# No, I'm not the cat's mother.
 
my point was rather that Zoot is still a fuckwit and should do us all a favour and off himself forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Fair enough.
I rather enjoy chatting to Mr Cadillac, but then I'm hardly part of a clique.

I do have my own little troll who follows me around though, so I suppose we have something in common, Zoot and I.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Supposedly he's fine in person, but on the board he just seems to enjoy being a (brain-damaged alcoholic) dick.
 
also his pictures are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Ah, now, you see,
Some nights I enjoy doing that too.

Were you here for the great 'Jolly Jack is a paedophile' wars?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:49, archived)
# oooh no, I missed that!
 
He's not a paedo, but he is a perve.
Which is fine, since I don't doubt there's good money to be made in pin-up 'art'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Do you really believe I think that posting pictures of squirrels with tits makes someone a paedophile?
It was great, I got threatening gazs and emails, I was shouted at by everyone, there were images made and cartoons drawn explaining why maturity in animals happens sooner and what a furry was.

Most alarming were the huge swathe of gazs which agreed with me.

I enjoyed that for about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# ahhhahhahah.
 
that's all a little too godhatesfurries for me..
but then, there are some right weird fuckers lurking on this board, who don't have the guts to do owt but send nasty private messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)
# I wanted/intended to riff on that fun in Snaxe R. Deadly PI.
But the line "The child was a mess..." didn't
fit. So I used kid. No one's mentioned it so I
must assume I "failed it" by not using child.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# My kitty says hello :)
He's called Baggins

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# What a terrifically patriotic feline chum.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# awwww
*waves to kitty*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Baggins gots big feats !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# He's got a stupid tail which goes where ever he doesn't want it to be too.
Oddly his tail is grey, yet he's a tabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Is it like Dr Strangelove's arm?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# oh now he is lovely and I won't hear a word against him you churl.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Yay
for cats

(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Yay indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)
# congratulations
on your new purrchase
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Mreeeeoow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)
# HELLO KITTY =]
I like kitty.

My kitty is a dick.

I hate my kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# awwww
your kitty just needs more love.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Fluff!!!
Yay.
*sends virtual ear-rub*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)
# YAY!
NICECAT!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# awwww
more nicecats
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# :)
Lima and Tuna when they were babies :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# those are such cute names.
My new kitty is Bubba. The other boy kitties I have are Louie, Marty and Bud.

They all sound like they'd work at the factory and go out for drinks together after the shift is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# ... in New Jersey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# bada BING.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I CAN SEE HIS BRIANS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Oh shit, now you've done it. He heard you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)
# EEEEP.
He can see me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
pat the kitty pat the kitty pat the kitty pat the kitty

..yes, he looks like a very goodcat.
This is mah cat.. is not fat, is fur.


(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# that is some seriously fluffy stuff.
*hugs kitteh*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:11, archived)
# he's a beauty.
huzzah to you for rescuing cats. we've got strays too, they're super.

*pets from afar*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)