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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Nobody, AFAIK, has sued a lobster for copyright infringement
Although that would make an awesome court case.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I have.
Stealing my designs for a toaster that runs entirely on little bits of earlobe, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I stand - or indeed, sit - corrected
Who won?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I did
I've got a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# is it a stick with poo on it?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Didn't they get banned by the Geneva Convention?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# technically, yes
but given that most soldiers worldwide have been trained to build them from any materials available, the ban is something of a waste of paper
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I enjoy the amount of crustaceans on the board today.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Are you sure that's not a Giant Isopod?
cause they ain't terrestrial... but they hella mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It's meant to be a woodlouse.
FIERCEST OF ALL THE GIGANTOID TERRESTRIAL CRUSTACEANS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Fiercer than this badass???
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *shits*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Oh yeah.
He might be pink, but that's one mean sea dwelling giant woodlouse type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I'm sure he's staring right into the depths of my soul
edit: how big is that thing?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *right clicks*
Hmmm... properties...

about the size of a human head.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# oh god
I'm not sleeping tonight
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# It's OK
in some parts of the world, people DO eat them...

Which means they must die eventually...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Thank God for that. I'd eat one of them.
But only so it couldn't eat me first.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# There's more than a touch of the head crab about it yes....
As Kitty Shitbox has pointed out though, it'd only eat until it was so full it couldn't move though...

Then you could run drag yourself away.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I would like to point out
I got that off wikipedia so it may not be true. It could have laz0r eyes that kill you in one go, then it devours your slowly rotting corpse over a few days.

Thats what I think anyway.

/marine scientist
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Oh fuck... good ponit...
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Arf
"A brooding female is at risk of losing her eggs if she overindulges in food to the point of bloating."
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Are his eyes meant to be silver
or have you shopped them?
edit: just found the same picture on wikipedia. Huh, they really are silver, that's funny. A reflective coating seems like a bad design for eyes. Particularly considering that it lives in the dark.
Maybe they're only shiny when taken out of the water.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Unshopped - they're reflective...
spooky huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# They're not for seeing. They're for scaring things.
and it works on me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yay, lovely isopod.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# this is where SCIENCE gets us when it is used without care
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# HOLY SHITBOX
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# that is
fucking fucked, of the fucked variety. Fuck me.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# what about
Badlipster?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# It's bad.
and... errr... lipster...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# A mistake I'll never make
twice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# glad to hear it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# SIGLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# i'm saving all of these
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)