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# heres my spork tree
do you like it? its got sporks in it
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I've got sporks,
they're multiplying.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# And I'm looooosing control!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Oh the soup,
you're supplying!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# It's buzzing and flying!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# You better spork up!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Ooh ooh ooh
Coz I need the man(ager)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# to give me more cutlery
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# You better spork up
You better get the man(ager)
There is a fly in my stew!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hehe
You're the spork that I want!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# you
ARE the spork I want
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Ooh ooh ooh
You're the spork that I want! Ooh ooh ooh
You're the spork that I want! Ooh ooh ooh
You're the spork I need (Oh yes indeed!)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# i want two fork
but everybody wants to fork
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Oooh, don't talk to me
Please just fork with me
Please you know I'm feeling frail
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# It's not unusual to be forked by anyone...
/Tom Jones
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Bah
Pink Floyd won that.
Especially as it sounds like "fork" in the actual song :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Bugger
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I told someone earlier
that the ruler they were holding is photoshopped.
They were very confused.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# FCUK
Fork Connection UK
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Well FCUK me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
#
soup chowder
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# scho-dare
chow-der
scho-dare
etc..
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# You say chowder
I say chowder
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Let's call the whole thing chowder.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Do you say Po-tay-tis
or po-tah-tis?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i say potatoes
just me though
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I say "Chowder"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Just add water?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# and i'm losing
my knife
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Go and contact the Swiss Army
They'll supply you with a multifunctional knife
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# :D

Click for bigger
Made this yesterday and it got a bit swept away by pylons and Beadle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# DICE LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA!
Also, reminds me of the U2 video.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# alright
piss all over my shitty effort why don't you?
*sobs*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Sporks are better than my arm.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# dunno
i'm a big fan of your arm
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Thanks :)
It's much paler in real life though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP TAN!!!
you lied to us.
i thought it was a real tree
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Well all the blood rushed to my hand during the photo
so it was all blotchy :(
It looked freaky before I coloured it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# If only your arm was a spork
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# That's eeeeery
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# The piano is not a thing to fear
with a hand tree like this.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# that's really good ashally.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Really pleasing to look at....
And very nicely done to boot....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# The outback is a dangerous place to be
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# SMACK THAT BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Nippy!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I've been there
maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Here is my Lord and Saviour
Teasus

'Ning people.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# alright fella
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# how are you sexy?
I promise not to post any pile-on pics today:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# it was bundle whan i was a lad
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Bundles for me too.
I don't understand these heathens
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# We had bundles,
But a friend of mine calls it 'doggy poo', which is frankly bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Bundles?
WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU PEOPLE SSPEAKING!!1!ONEONEELEVENTY!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# The Queen's English.
And I have it on good authority that the Queen has bundles.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# good
.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# "ning
Have you had your morning coffee whilst you overlook the lake today?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# windy and raining today
might have a cup of tea soon though and poke my head out the window to see if the boat is still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Unlike the knife or the fork,
spoons contain mystery
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It was a spoon that killed Agatha Christie
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I never knew that
spoons can be heeped with hidious things..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# braw!
www.pzyko.de/treegen
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Blimey
You must really love trees. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i love your sporks
spork spork spork
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)