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I'm trying to rewrite my book at the moment (everyone seems to be writing a novel these days)

But because i'm incredibly lazy and despise work I did a drawing instead. It was supposed to be a dapper gent ala Bertie Wooster, but ended up looking like a young angsty Sigmund Freud.

EMBIGGEN!

N.B. I can never bloody remember how to link images

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)

I'm going to rewrite mine in German

This will teach me German. This may also not work and I may end up drawing a picture instead though I lack somewhat for artistic ability.

This is going to sound weird but I love the trousers in that picture -- they've been beautifully shaded.

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boris the spider, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)

I'm partway through writing a book

not a novel though, it's non fiction.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)

I'm part way through a book at the moment.

but I've lost my favorite crayon, and may not be able to finish it

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)

I have half a green crayon in my desk drawer

I comandeered it after some managementspawn left it here- I don't know what 'type' of green crayola called it because it's lost it's little paper jacket but you're more than welcome to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)

Non-fiction eyy?

I tried to write a beginner's guide to Philosophy once, that sounds like a line up to a joke but it's not, it was bloody impossible.

This on the otherhand is a significantly easier to write Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy clone.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)

This is easier

It's basically to do with sexual deviancy from a social and anthropological standpoint, translated for your common-or-garden contemporary interested prole. Which is what I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)

A bit like De Sade's

The 120 Days of Sodom?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)