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# OH MY GOD
IT'S BEAUTIFUL !

*licks computer screen*
*also touching self*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I'm glad you like.
(I wouldn't lick that bit. A dog done a poo on it earlier on.)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *collects drool*
*sells*

Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *opens bottle of Dribian*
*places products*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# you should have said you was touching yourself
INTENSE FAWN-A-THON
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# well that goes with out saying,,,
i'm having a good old jolly as we speak.

edit: i've edited now..better ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# with girl bits?
PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha.
why do i never get pandered and fawned over in real life...psssh.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# what ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# WHAT !?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# he said
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I see...
thanks for explaining so clearly :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# CHEVRON
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Yay for chevrons!
Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# you're ganging up on me now !
i'm upset !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# PHWOAR!
can you cry a bit more please?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# *films through window*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# CODDLES
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# you're still a big meanie !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# god you are all making this tricky
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# i'm worn out
SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# where sexy ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# good !
now go and make a blank new thread
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Are you hiding your light under a bushel or something?
That is often the reason.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# probably just a bit of a sweary ugly cunt. haha,
but i'm not hiding anything under any bushels...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Bet you're hiding your bushel though..
Trousers do that..
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Gary Bushel?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i hope he's not in me trousers !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# dress more like...well petticoat and dress and such.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Petticoat and dresses?
I sincerely refuse to beleive that anyone could be considered ugly while dressed in that manner.


*swigs more hendricks*
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# it's a very nice dress too ! black with a lovely floral chitzy pattern....with a minger in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Still refuse to beleive it!
As someone a lot wiser and much drunker than me once said:

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

Not that it applies, obviously..

Judging by your profile pic (raging internet stalker that I am) you aint ugly and could pull off some uber great burlesque style with ease and aplomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Sweary ugly cunt
Ha! That is me! I have had a formal warning for swearing at work.

(except I am currently sweary ugly beardy cunt, on account of the beard-for-a-bet I am sporting)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# i used to tell my ex-boss to fuck off and call him a cunt all day long
i was polite as anything to customers..just swore my head off at everyone else. it's not very ladylike tho, i like it myself..but blokes seem to like more well ladylike acting and looking women and not mad tall things who swear alot.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I run the risk of being reported to the GMC
if I swear at the punters. (It sometimes just slips out. Thankfully nobody has cared so far)

EDIT: And swearing is fucking cool, so there. Everybody does it here in doncaster.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
where do you work ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# In a big grey smelly hospital.
In the North.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# aaah.
swear at the patiens ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I have on occasion.
I've only called one a cunt though so far.


(he was)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I have the acest beard I have ever had EVAH!
at the moment.
/fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Mine seems to just end up mostly on my neck.
Thankfully I have 2 weeks more on annual leave so I can topiarise it into something special.

PS: Can you demonstrate the aceness of your beard through the medium of Paint?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Heh, beardy..
Good call that man..

Got asked in an interview recently if I thought my beard was suitable for a modern retail environment.. I asked the interviewer if she thought her shoes were suitable for someone dealing in fashion..

Strangely I didn't get the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)