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# Are you getting yours?
On a scale of 1-10 how wrong is this?

(Scarf_Ace got my licenece, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# not even worth getting it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# you are a bad person
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# hmmm
quite.
not as good as your other stuff

edit: i misunderstood. not as bad as i thought
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)
# hawking isn't a vegetable
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I like how you've used one of the most intelligent people of our times
as a vegetable, it's a nice touch

edited to make sense
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ahhh
now I get it.

Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# HELLO SIR!
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm pretty swell
how're you my good comrade
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm pretty goddamn chipper this evening

and using words like chipper make me even more so

good to hear you're doing well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Perhaps
he's LITERALLY a vegetable, like a really super-intelligent aubergine or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# so that's why he tasted so bad
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# "Smart but tart"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hmmm....
on the wrongness scale... eleventy.


or the woo scale... eleventy and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# At first glance, I'd say about 4 or 5
but I have no idea what's going on here, so you're disqualified
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Oh I get it
fruit and veg.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Five gay people and five disableds?
My dietician said nothing of this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)
# you need to change dieticians!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)
# my advice
get a new dietician.
(Scarf_Ace got my licenece, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# don't geddit
?
(gusjux, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# i don't get any gaymongs a day
maybe thats a good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)
# you did invented a words....HOORAH
for gaymong
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i shall tilt toward caution




Cunt


Standard reply
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Ok to start I'm not proud of this.
It's 5 fruits and 5 vegetables a day.
You won't believe how hard it is to find photos of vegetables online.
Was just testing the waters with this one.
(Scarf_Ace got my licenece, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)
# For future reference, this is pretty much the only thing that will press a few peoples buttons around here.
So long as it's something funny, you can get away with just about anything though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Offence at mong jokes is a fairly new thing at b3ta.
I can only think of one or two people that seem to get upset anyway.

I don't think b3ta would be the site it is today if it wasn't for the never-ending slew of mong jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Yeah, I was just giving a heads up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)
# THEY'RE NOT MONGOLOIDS THEY ARE DIFFERENTLY CHROMOSONED OKAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Noted
I think there are a lot of Hawkings fans here.
I will try to be funnier in future then.
(Scarf_Ace got my licenece, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Easier said than done,
I still struggle.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I can't remember who said it now, but it's the best explanation I've seen so far:
"There is a line, but you won't know where it is until you cross it".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Haha
Yep I learnt that the hard way. :P
One of my favourite quotes is "you have to be cruel to be funny"
(Scarf_Ace got my licenece, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:12, archived)
# DONT LISTEN TO THEM!
Just look in my profile for PROOF that there is a major mong clique around these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i bet you get your 5-a-gay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Not that hard...
images.google.co.uk/images?q=vegetables
(gusjux, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ...
Besides the edible ones.
(Scarf_Ace got my licenece, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)