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# No.
Only Americans refer to it as the first floor.

In every other English speaking country it is the ground floor and the first floor is up a flight of stairs.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ^this
just because we gave you a language, that doesn't mean you can mess with it and expect us to accept it ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# 'ning miss
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# 'ning!
how's you?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# bleary
been reading comics all afternoon, it seems to have driven my eyes a little mad.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# so
it wasn't the insane amount of fwappage, then?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# i bin off sick the past couple of days
no fwappage at da moment.

i'll catch up once i get better.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# heheh
fwappage makes everything feel better

except blisters.
of the cock.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# you still locked in the basement?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# nope
i got a key, but don't tell captain wow ;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ^FUCKING BIG HUGE THIS^
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# France
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# What about it?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# France
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# yes, famous English speaking country
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Are you denying it?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# FRANCE MY FRIEND
FRANCE INDEED
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# you shall suffer for this outrage
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# FUCKING POOFS
MAKING OUR HOUSES FALL DOWN
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I BURNED MY NECK
I DID NOT LIKE IT.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# DO NOT LIE ON WAFFLE IRON THEN
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# OH FUCK
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD TO LIE ON WAFFLE IRON.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# COME TO FRANCE
AND GET SOME UNDERPANTS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I wore underpants once. I burned my neck. I did not like it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ITCHY LEG
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# YOU AND YOUR WET PANTS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# THEY WAS WET TROOS
NOT PANTS! xp
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# WHY MUST YOU LIE
x]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I TELL NO LIES!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# yeah
but they're french.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# They're not a country.
Stop being racist.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# *proper belly lol*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# France being an excellent example of an English speaking country.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# to be fair, a lot of them do speak English better than the average Briton
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# This is far from true.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# you forget just how pathetic the average briton actually is
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# b3ta
reminds us daily.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# If we were talking Holland
then there might have been a point. But we're not, we were talking about France for curious "English-speaking country" reasons. And I agree it's not exactly true.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Yes,
I would agree that the cloggies have an amazing grasp which outstrips that of many natives.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# myself, for example
bloody dutch.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Bastard.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# i've never heard an english person say
"where are zee, 'ow you say, beeskits?"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I've just said it
but then I'm not English, so it doesn't count
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# as long as you're human
you'll do
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I am thinking
John Cleese.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# silly kernigget!
i fart in your general direction!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I'll get Caewan before it drifts away
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Your mother was a hamster
and your father smells of elderberry.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
i love that line!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# One time I went to France. But some kid burned my neck. I didn't like it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# OK if we're veering out of English-speaking countries
Germany. More people than France. First floor is the first floor, not the ground floor.

The point was English-speaking countries though.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# FRANCE
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# SWINDON
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# BURNLEY
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I am disturbed that me and my brother were talking about this
The moment before this thread appeared. I can't remember why, I think we were watching the X-Files and somebody jumped out of a second storey window.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# You mean a first.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# THIS WAS MY POINT.
I thought they meant 2nd floor, which would break someones arms and legs if they landed on all fours (which was implied)
Then my brother explained the foolish american mindset and how they get incredibly irritated by the way we describe floors.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# They are so silly.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# You forgot Canadians
They say First floor instead of Ground Floor
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)