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# Unintentionally comedic magazine
I've never posted multiple images on here before, so if I'm breaking any rules, please tell me. Anyhoo, I went to buy a couple of beers at the local Spar, and I did a genuine WTF when I saw the cover of a magazine on the rack, I left, but went back to buy it. I am so glad I did - this is the cover...



If it wasn't for the obvious preying on the poor and gullible, it's pure comedy gold from start to finish. Such as...



and this one just topped it off...

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Hahahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I'm sure she'll be glad to hear that those circumstances will not be repeated.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)
# this is either quite brilliant
or a shite RPM

hopefully the former
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# normally you should be lynched for this sort of thing
but I find it quite hilarious.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# they're all under filesize
and better this way than posting them in seperate threads. there'll be no lynching here
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I'm very confused
is this real?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I fucking hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# yup
www.ipcmedia.com/brands/chatitsfate
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# cha tits fate?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# tea-breasts from the future!
i saw "chat it's fat"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)
# cha cha cha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# In the sense that 'psychic' pictures of dogs that have 'passed over' are real.
I hate everyone who bought this magazine (except to laugh at it).

edit: I also hate random words in caps. "Queen Nefertiti BACK from the DEAD". Idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# have you ever read "the people's friend"?
it's basically a load of stories about mundane social encounters between elderly folks. despite being freshly pressed every month, the words still smell of mothballs and wee

it is second only to watchtower in my list of accidentally-brilliant publications
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# and a lovely picture of Galashiels high street by J Campbell Kerr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Hmmm. Think I'll steer clear. Mothballs and wee; so nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)
# heh
it's the print equivalent of GMTV news

"AND now the NEWS where I WILL be stressing nearly EVERY other WORD to keep your ATTENTION you hopeless bunch of DULLWITTED mongs"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
if anyone feels like buying me a present, a year's subscription to that would bake my cake
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)
# the most expert psychic advice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I'm desperater to know what else
Is this a marketing ploy to make all b3tans go out to buy this magaizine?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
it's like viz
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)
# only death could break our ties of evil!
muahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Those evil ties are unbreakable! They come in three EVIL colours! They are made from POLYester!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)
# That dog stole Maddy!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I might have to start getting that magazine
Dinner breaks are boring without stories of the gullible
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# those magazines are ridiculous
every time i see one it has a front page like "my husband's the reincarnation of tutankharmin...and i love it!" or my hamster and i ruled the world once!!"

tabloids are just as bad at that word emphasis thing,when something's important it's in CAPITALS as it MEANS that the LOWEST dreg of SOCIETY can understand WHAT they are SAYING!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)