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# grOWL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# For gods sake, he could have shaved for the big conference.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# TJ
anyone else watching this seriously weird version of the wizard of oz on ITV?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Mmmh, I'm not really watching, but everytime I butcher at it I completely lose wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I'm not, but if it's oz, and cunting weird, I'm gonna guess
Is it Wild at Heart?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# close, The Wiz
Diana Ross as Dorothy and Michael Jackson as The Scarecrow
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# JD was in the wiz
flicked it on, and now get one more scrubs joke

that can't be jacko, he's black
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# it looks more like chump manbear up there
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# christ you're right, MJ looks like Chump's brother!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# it's getting more and more fucked up
I'm watching chump manbear lubricate a robot with fake ears and a real afro!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA... Michael Jackson? Seriously? I thought it was some woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# seriously!
it's one fucked up film
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# hahahaha
the film's making my brain hurt now
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Dear lord.
I'd be tempted to watch it, but it sounds like the only thing that would out-weird Lynch.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# is it real?
I thought it was a side effect of all the gin I've been drinking this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# WTF that is freaky
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Hello.
I'm drunk. We just finished giving my Dad his 66th birthday party whether he liked it or not. I just tried to work my Wacom with a CD marker. I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# did you take the lid off?
I hope you took the lid off.
To teach you a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I wish I
had done, but I failed in even that. It was upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# it would difficult to explain to people if you had taken the lid off
and drawn a CDC on the tablet in permanent marker

but bloody funny
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I wish I had a magenta
florescent marker. I'm off my tits enough to deface things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Oh but you'll kick yourself in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# hello you
just got back from the hospital, after I rang for an ambulance... apparently it still might get a bit worse, but they took some tests, and hopefully I'll be okay soon :)

Apparently I've also got a dodgy liver :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# wassamatter?
edit : yikes, isn't the liver the one that heals itself after a bit?
get better
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# My whole body's covered in an intense rash from scalp to the soles of my feet...
it's spread in a matter of hours, and it was sort of doubling me up in burning rashy pain, so yeah... long story short, I called an ambulance, they came and picked me up, took some blood samples, injected me with hydrocortizone and antihistamines, and I got a free cup of tea out of the experience.

A good night all round, I'd say :)

edit: I think most of the body heals itself, but yeah the liver's good at that, what with all the alcohol we pump into it. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# serves you right for drinking that tropical cocktail
you giant gay

/ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# well GoS, I am a giant gay!
HANDS UP, IT'S A FAIR COP!

LoL rOfL
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Is it?
*cops a feel*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# you're a good lad, keep up the good work and feel better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Blimey!
That sounds rather horrid and troubling.

Still, free tea and, I hope, at least a week off work.

Get well.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# liver takes about 2 weeks of nothing to heal, but stuff like gilbert's disorder and other such problems can cause issues
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# art thou an angel?
no we are but men!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# *rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# *puts straight jacket on*
*rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Gilbert's is benign
but you need to be aware of it to stop doctors poking you too much.
(trepanning ...making holes in your head since..., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# causes me all sorts of trouble when I eat too much rich foods
which is why I'm a healthy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Hexachordal 'well enough to hold pen'
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Hahahahah
I don't get it, but I fucking love it. I think it's cos they look so happy. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Yay
g'nite
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Oh shiiiit!
*hugs*
I'm sure you will be fine!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I'm just thankful you didn't say nipples
then I would have felt really guilty.

Actually wait liver is probably worse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# hahaha
don't worry, my ridiculous nipples are in perfect health and awaiting development.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# That's not good.
*thinks good thoughts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# aww that sucks
*tea and sympathy and hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# *takes your tea intravenously*
ooh yeah, that's the good stuff...

*takes your sympathy and hugs by the bucketload*

mm, more good stuff ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# tea and oranges?
/Leonard Cohen blog
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# hahaha
this is delightful, but has gone straight over my head. I'm currently smiling, but in a very perplexed way.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Leonard Cohen - Suzanne..has a line about tea and oranges.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# *wanders off to find famous blue raincoat*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# at leat you understand meeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# waa!
less of the scary!
less of the scary!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I'm sorry!
I forgot the internet increases the scary. :[
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# ANIMAL MAGNETISM!
*rubs cat*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# with a balloon?
balloons must be full of magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I've heard magnets are full of magnets too
and I only use amber rods to rub my cats, thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# CRAB MAGNETISM?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# CRAGNETISM?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Magnacrab!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# GOTTA CRAB EM ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# anyone else ever go crabbing?
y'know, bit of string, bamboo cane if you were feeling a bit upper-class, and either bacon rind (brilliant) or bread (crap) on the end as bait?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# yes
usually when we were on holiday in the southwest or england. nowhere else, just there.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I used to go to the castle near mine
the moat had crabs. South england.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# it was my parents suggestion that I go and try to catch some
now that I realise they just happened to be waiting in the pub, it makes a bit more sense
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ....same, but grandparents.
Damn sneaky tactics.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# is it like dogging
but with added sideways?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Very much so
and no cars.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# and orange string
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# You got orange string?
High class. I normally made do with garden twine


Except once I got a plastic frame with orange string and a little weight on. That was so, so good.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# + then I came on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# no, you have to dangle it over the side first!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Indeed.
It might have been a him. It's hard to tell with crabs.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# as i live by the sea
yes i do, but i have a net and a big shiney fook off hook with 1/2 a mackerel on it, i only keep the soft back crabs because they're good to use as bait :) - plus its something to do :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# they were cooking the soft shell ones on TV this mornig
/end of swaza factoid
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# didn't the aerial get in the way?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# no, it's concentrated now
so only needs half the number of trucks, and hence... I don't know what I'm saying any more
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# surely cutting a truck in 1/2 would be silly
....depending which way they cut it of course?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# dunno
you never seen the herbie films? I think it would be pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Far less scary than the original pic.
I know most of us are rat-arsed, but ffs...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah!!
Chump ftw!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# is that mr hankey in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I thought the same :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i like this
he also looks like tim allen.
obviously with more hair
(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# to quote from family guy..
Peter-"I feel just like Tim Allen. I build stuff, and I have a criminal record"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
He was a model American student
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# bang
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# haha!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)