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# But this is the reality.


Facebook is a great big nonsense and smells of toads. This is 100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm only on it so I can spy on people I went to primary school with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Bloody hell - primary school??!!!
I think most of the people I went to primary school with are now in institutions. Which I had nothing to do with by the way.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Why are you suprised?
Yes, I went to primary school.




That's me, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)
# *lady fwaps*
somebody had to...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)
# that's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww bless you!
I have no pics of myself that small. I really must go and raid my mother's photos at some point....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)
# This is me aged 10/11
Yes, those are C cup tits on my front.



(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ...
*controls self*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You wouldn't have been much older.
You could have got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# perhaps
but getting the chloroform, shovel and lime would have been difficult at 13/14.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Pfft, all this posturing.
I know you adore me really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# posturing?
that was foreplay.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Get your axe out and chase me then.
edit: all this waiting to be murdered is shit.

*fucks off to Ipswich*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Hurrah!
*prepares rope*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# i have pictures of me that young
just not that small

/michelin junior
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# "Boit l'obstacle!"
de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ?????????
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)
# that didn't help my ris....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# It's a picture of the Michelin character drinking a glass of nails and rocks.
We think that "Boit l'obstacle" means "drinks up obstacles", or "overcomes all obstacles".

It's just a great poster, is all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ah, right.
so it's not me on that springy rocking horse, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *giggles*
Was not a chubby child. Was unbelievably blonde though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I was also blonde until i was 2...
then my hair went dark. I think my parents swapped me for someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I had the same thing,
it got progressively darker until I was about 8 or so.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I don't understand it
maybe when one has children, mail is received regarding the possibility of trying out very similar looking children with different hair. It seems feasible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# You've engaged my conspiracy theory brain now,
I hope you're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# and now you're thinking
"i hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Test the theory.
impregnate something.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# OK.
Come closer, dbroon...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# It weirds me out when people as dark in colouring as yourself
used to be blonde.

I still don't get how that's possibly. I started off blonde and still am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# My parents used to have up a wall of pictures of me and my siblings,
one picture taken every year. Me and my sister were both blonde and turned dark brown.
Also, that was a very embarrassing wall whenever friends came round.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# My very last school photo
in 6th form.

The man taking it had a loose fly, and happened to unknowingly flash a bit of willy at me as I was having my photo taken. So my very last photo ever at school has me mid giggle, eyes shut, leaning forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# My very last pictures were of me in a shirt and tie for leavers day,
and I'd managed to burrow some blue sunglasses.
I looked like Ozzy Osbourne, it was great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I believe I was wearing a metallica t shirt in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# watch
the dicky bird...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :D
Is it bad that I didn't tell him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# no.
why spoil everyone else's fun? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# That was exactly my reasoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I was magnificently chubby.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# i was unbelievably blonde
and chubby. i also wore ugly cardies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Here is one of me (and it is quite small)



^ up there
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *sniffs*
Egads! Communism!!
(Kezza, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# What freaked me out
is when my children started at the primary school I went to and the teachers remember me.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)
# hah, primary school
I was such a badass at primary school that I became a major cause of a teacher leaving the profession

:D

she was a fucking bitch anyway, wooden ruler on the back of the hand etc. when you were naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# That sounds like
SCIENCEtm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)