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# Watch the birdie...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Are you local?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# lovely ;
t.j: it's 3:00, time starts NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# And I can't be olnine tonight either to accompany you, as manwife needs the computer (the arse)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# ALL menwives are arses
we only put up with them for sexings and heavy lifting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *Stares hard*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# but you're such cute arses ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Aint that the truth.
And opening jars.

And reaching high things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# COUGHSHRIMPCOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# no - we don't like shrimps
or seafood in general

apart from chipshop fish
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# What the fuck is a crust-ay-shun?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# *bats big eyes and does 'who, me?' face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *shoves*
*is playful*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# *rugby tackles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# *rolls around on the floor*
*squeals*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Right, that's it.
I'm abusing you at the meet. No arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# WHAT?! WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I'M PANICING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# don't worry
you'll love it.

I'll take photos and skin up
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I'm so moist right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Because you're just so pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I'm a gorgeous blossom :)
BUT SERIOUSLY, I'LL SET IVES ON YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Pfft, I'm not scared of Ives.
Saccharine's right, you'll love it. At one point WE WERE ON A BED TOGETHER :O
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Corrr.
*gets light headed*
*gets heavy else where*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# It was ace.
I was hammered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# heheh
a happy evening indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# OOO
He is isn't he
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Eeeeeeep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i keep things low down
although i have had to wait several days before now for a tall person to visit, just so they could change a lightbulb for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# No way I'd reach my lightbulbs
I've got 10 foot ceilings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# i've tried changing them by telekinesis
but i'm not telekinetic, so it didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I tried standing on the table and jumping up and down.
Nowhere near.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I would join yer, but I gotta go meet a lady friend at a pubby friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# OOOOOH
lady friend for sexings?! We must meet her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# YOU'LL MAKE HER WEIRD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ^this
this is why I'm worried about bringing mine to the bash
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# From the sound of her, Mrs Nibus can handle us lot.
Everything you've told me about her only goes to show that she's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# For the record, best space programmes EVAR:
1. Babylon 5
2. Firefly
3. Farscape
4. Battlestar Galactica (new)

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3821948098: Star Trek Franchises.
3821948099: Battlestar Galactica (old)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# LEXX
it had a sexy dead man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Yeah LEXX is somewhere in the middle along with Andromeda and Space Above and Beyond
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I loved space above and beyond.
Shame they never got to the second series here.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# sexiest. corpse. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
#
1. Blakes 7
2. Space 1999
3. Battle of the Planets

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186. Lovejoy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Farscape's better than B5 or Firefly.
Everyone does realise my sig's a quote, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I realised, yes.
And Farscape is fab, but the other two are fabber.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I never bring mine.
She thinks b3ta is weird in cyberland ,never mind the "real world"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# that's the whole point ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# No! That's the whole point.
*points down*

*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# oooo, pointy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WE'LL MAKE HER BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# You'll scare the poor girl. >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# the clock is ticking!
YOU CAN DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *glees*
i've got snacks at hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# How will we know you're still here?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# anytime you post
i will answer. if things are quiet, i'll reply to myself every few minutes. during the gayshift, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I'll be around til like 5/6 so no worries there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# yay!
you can protect me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# awesome
go for gold.

Are you recording it so you can do a time lapse photography thing? if not you should.

What about bog breaks?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# more importantly...
what about food?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i took a water tablet this morning
i doubt there's enough fluid left in my body to fill a teaspoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# You'll have to put up with 100's of new challenge posts!
reply to every one of them!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# good point!
i may even post one myself, you never know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# sounds painful :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# so does colonic irrigation
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Good luck. I'll come on and shout some nonsense words at you later.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# yay!
nonsense words are the best words ever. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# figleytobis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i love this word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# YAY!!
*waves a little 'go smash monkey' flag*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# flag? i have a flag???
you've made me all kinds of happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Cheeky couple
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)