
tsk, kids theses days.
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:23,
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I went sailing once and wore a thick woolly jumper, which got wet.
It then got stuck over my head when I tried to remove it and I nearly drowned... in my own fucking jumper!
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:25,
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It then got stuck over my head when I tried to remove it and I nearly drowned... in my own fucking jumper!

That's gorgeous. I shall wangle my new cutlass at them *wangles*.
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:13,
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I live in constant fear that if ever I were to take drugs it would make me normal.
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:20,
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it's just a way of managing the day without killing anybody.
The majority of drugs are baaad mmkaay? But if you go through life without getting off your tits at weekends for a while you will get to my age and think, "Fuck, I know I must have missed out there".
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:24,
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The majority of drugs are baaad mmkaay? But if you go through life without getting off your tits at weekends for a while you will get to my age and think, "Fuck, I know I must have missed out there".

and I smoke as well, but I'm just so fucking wall-bouncy all the time I think weed would genuinely make me dull :D
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:29,
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is that YOU'RE stoned so YOU don't care.
Just make sure everyone else is stoned. I've been smoking with the same five people for years now, and we've always had fun.
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:33,
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Just make sure everyone else is stoned. I've been smoking with the same five people for years now, and we've always had fun.

a few nights out whilst aff ya heed on mdma.
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:41,
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440 stainless, not anything special on the workmanship front, but I only wanted it for the wall and pissing about anyway.
Cheers for putting me onto it!
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:23,
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Cheers for putting me onto it!

Yeah, they are not quite Japanese hand crafted but they make a nice wall ornament for the pirate obsessed and for not much money.
Right then, I'm off to look you up a talking parrot and find that guy in Bolivia who will chop off your left leg, no questions asked , for a bottle of tequila. ;)
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:27,
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Right then, I'm off to look you up a talking parrot and find that guy in Bolivia who will chop off your left leg, no questions asked , for a bottle of tequila. ;)

While you're at it, I need some syphillis and a drink problem.
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:32,
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you are bound to hit syphilitic paydirt sooner or later and drink problem? Come now, do you really need my help there? ;)
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:44,
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that's vere nice.
are you using the 'old toothbrush' paint flick technique?
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:14,
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are you using the 'old toothbrush' paint flick technique?

reminds me of something i saw a while back
lecture in 45mins :(:(:(
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Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:15,
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lecture in 45mins :(:(:(