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[challenge entry] Warming to a theme...

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# :-) I quite like that, actually.
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
A toap-free zone
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Hahaha
:D

[ed] What a deleting shit bag!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# this is splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Sorry Wil
TJ: I'm not a nazi, I'm quite fluffy, but I bloody hate thread deleting. Does my tits in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# *calms*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ahhhh, that's better.
You back for good or just for a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# just dipping my toes
this place doesn't change much
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaha, as if it could.
Look:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/faeb3ta1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Lovely new t shirt.
Tis very comfy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# looks very snug
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Aye, it is.
I can't photograph myself without adding about a stone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Your hair = the winner
that's an awesome shade o crimson milady
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog!
'ello
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *smoooosh*
www.b3ta.com/board/8144899

how are you medear?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# cool, thanks!
what have you done with teh barnybobs?

*searches high and low*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# He was here yesterday
ou est le freebs aujourd hui?

*looks down the side of sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# that pound coin is definitely mine
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *scowls*
'ere, have it

I'm well having this fluffy Worthers Original then
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ah! i've found the remote
*changes channel from Jeremy to Trisha*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *changes the channel from Trisha to 'off'*
:D LETS GO TO ALTON TOWERS INSTEAAAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# now there's a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# He's addicted to wrestling on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hehehe thank you!
Pure henna with a bit of turmeric, splash of red wine and some cinnamon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Sounds delish :)
I mostly use Shwartzkopf live colour and the blood of fresh virgins
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Ah, I can't use proper dye any more.
Too many years of using it and fucking my hair up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# mine is heading that way :(
I think I may die when I have to stop reddifying my hairs - it's what holds all my powers and leet skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Heeeennnnna
get pure, add a good portion of red wine and use tea instead of water. You should get a decent red from that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *Takes notes*
I think I might come and move in with you so you can be my life teacher
I shall bring tea and buns :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Ohhhhhh yeah
I could use a live-in wench.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# What do my wench duties entail?
Bringing tankards of mead and such?

though if you are in fact me in another dimension, won't meeting each other cause A PARADOX? *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# We'll be fine.
And yes, flagons of mead. Knee tremblers behind the barrelstore. You know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Luckily I have all these skills
on my wench CV :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# O.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# O-o
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Googly eyes!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME OR MY T SHIRT.
I AM LOVELY AND SO IS THE SHIRT. GAZE UPON MY LOVELY COUNTENANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *knods*

with a side helping of fwoar!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you look very fetching in it.
the green was a fine choice of colour.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# :D It's about 40% of my wardrobe!
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ME TOO
are you me in another dimension?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I think so!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I want one.
*puts on 'to buy' list*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# It's dead comfy, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hats!!
*hugs*
how the devil art thou?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# good thanks!
nice to see some old faces
i was worried i'd pop in and not recognise anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Thanks for changing your name back
freaked me out a bit, did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# it was lucky that i was still logged in on this 'puter
because for the life of me i couldn't remember what i'd left
my screeny as the last time i visited
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *pokes*
wotcha Tetsuo.
You coming to the ultimate bash?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12648
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# webmarshal says no
:D

ha ha, i'll check it out when i get home
and i am free from the IT nazis
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# herbal kalms?
Hallo hatfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Hats! You old dog you
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Hullo Sexehpance!
/One & only Friday post
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *privileged!*
nice to see you Dixie Chic
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ^this!
What an arsehole!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Fucking wanking titmonkeys.
I just spent ages typing out a reply on the merits and demerits of newspaper comics only to find the whiny bitch deleted his thread.
What is it with the new breed of b3tans? Can't take a proper arse-fucking when they do wrong. It's what builds the character.
"Ooh mummy, they shouted at me, I'm going to make the nasty words go away"
Soft arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahahaha!!
he needs to build up some arse callouses!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I got right royally flamed the first time I posted an image.
You want fucking seams? My first b3ta image was THIS

img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/minstrels.jpg

*hangs head in shame* but I'm still here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# thats so rubbish its good
in a really rubbish way
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I still love it.
Bloody fascists.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I got flamed the first time I was here too
it's funny how people treat you differently when they find out you've got a pair of bewbs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# so did I :D

but without the boobs part!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you were the first reply to my very first image
"binnit" not sure exactly what it meant to this day, but i'm guessing it's not a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# depends on what the picture was...and if I was drunk :D

if it was a picture of the queen then I was probably trying to call her a bint :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# 'twas this
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/stamp_copy.jpg

pimp my british design challenge, i found out later it had bindun, better. took me ages to do, i even nicked the stamp background off archie, but don't tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# spit roast?
sorry! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *ruffles hair*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# you have bewbs?
why, hello.. monocle.. etc..

ah.. too much effort

*drops dead*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Haha
Well done that man.

I can't remember what my first shopped stuff was ( my first posts were all 3d model scenes so I could not fuck that up ) I think my first image was a poor gaytag/maytag employee animated toap joke. But it had sponging.
( it was shit, when I first came here I did not know photoshop from my arse )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Ahhh, to be a noob again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# b3ta taught me everything i know
which still amounts to bugger all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Pointless fact #316:
In Rio, the football team Flamengo hurl abuse at their rivals, Fluminense, by chanting 'Rice Powder, ' at them.

This is because back in the thirties, black people weren't allowed to play footy in their league, and Fluminense got around this by sending them out to play covered with rice powder to make them appear white

or so i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Really?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Well said, that man.
You bunch of harsh bastards sure taught me the hard way.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I know I can't
*cries like a little girl*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I don't really see a problem with it.
If I was new and did something wrong and everyone was calling me a cunt, I'd do the same. It would seem like the decent thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# but then
when you leave a thread for quite some time ( and continue to post in it yourself ) to later delete it is being ignorant and dismissive of all the other people who have taken the time to reply.
New person or old, once you have made the statements you should not be allowed to take them back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Why is there a delete button?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# incase you realise you'll get sued
and you have a chance to remove the picture before webarchive backs it up

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# ^this
B3ta seems to value slagging people off and 'you fail'

more than 'oh that's cool' or 'woo' these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I'm hardly slagging anyone off.
I just said I found it annoying.

Come on, I'm more fluffy than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# That wasn't aimed at you by any means :)
Just an observation from when I have time to be around here, given how busy i've been at work of late
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# We're talking about board trends rather than individuals here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Someone deleted two threads...
* Good job I remembered what I said...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Nice.
Unexpected Tom!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
aceness!!
best use of garfield since i shoved a stick up his arse and cleaned the bog with him!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Despite the fluffy last panel
this reminds me of the Simpsons' Itchy & Scratchy

Is that a chain saw Jerry's got just out of shot?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# rustier!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# this is all kinds of win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# haha
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# This
is made of win and awesome.

Happy Birthday!!! XOXOXOX
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Cheers!
And thanks! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)