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# You do people voodoo people local people


CFB/Clarificated version
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# He looks like a colourful chap.
But that font is unreadable. My eyes they do nothing.
Edit: Ta for the CFB
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I was gonna say the same about the font...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Hence the clarificated version you can receive upon clickification.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# still not exactly readable....
what's wrong wiv comic sans?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Everything is wrong with Comic Sans.
It should be killed!

EDIT: Or at the very least Microsoft should delete that font in its next update.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# It would cause the suicides of a million bovine cubiclettes
who call themselves 'zany'.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# reminds me
I just had to design something 'funky and fun' for work.

Then I had to redesign cos it didn't fit in with corporate branding...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Having the wrong type of fun"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Alright, alright...!
Edited for hard of hearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# What was that?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# The voodoo who do what you don't dare do people!
random QI fact:
Voodoo dolls were never used for evil
it was all a dirty lie spread by the church,
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# the church spreading lies?
say it ain't so
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'm currently reading GOD BOLLOCKS by that Dick Dawson chap.
He makes all kinds of outrageous allegations. Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I blame Dan Brown for truth-speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha!
that's weird. i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# dont listen to the hethens!
"morning has broken, like the first mor.....
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# does Happy Toast still frequent these boards?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# yes!
I was being looked down upon by him for not being here as long as he has just yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I've tried reading this reply
I just don't understand it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# It's like text vomit.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
A diagram for the hard of thinking:

Me: I am saying something, and have been here for two years.

Happytoast: I have been here for A GAZILLION years. I AM BETTER THAN YEW!

Me: :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# There are 70 virgins in heaven waiting for you
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# virgins fuck like woodplanks
they don't move, and when they do, it hurts (them)
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# If voodoo and acupuncture really worked
then you would never need to go to an acupunturist's office again.

Just call them up and get them to apply the needles to a voodoo doll.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# HAHA
I'd never thought of that until now. Yay for virtual acupuncture!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# virpunctualure ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# put me down for some of that
my bloody neck is killing me this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# What did you do to it last night?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# don't know i was asleep.
but i won't be doing it again.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# did you forget to string garlic around your neck?
you rpolly got draculad (it's a word) if so.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# in reply to your reply down there
i am fine thanks, still lookign for a new job, but all good apart from that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# in other quite interesting, but not actual QI news
I found out yesterday that the majority of male birds dont have penises! The have a little opening with which they simply just touch on the female's genitalia in order to impregnate her. Kind of like an insemination oyster card.

however many ostriches and ducks have penises; many ducks specifically having penises over 4 times the length of their whole body! These are long and coiled and look a bit like intestines :S But still, 4 times the length of your body? Cor blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)