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# Plum + post-it notes =
Blue Peter style Goatse

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# EROTEK
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Needs a naked man reflection
photographing it
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# theres a slight blur
as i'm knocking one out over it trying to take the picture.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# :shudder:


(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Pffttt...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# nearly
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# touch my morning wood
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# sends a shiver down my aged spine
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# this is kinda NSFW but a lot of fun
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# that was cool, and a kitten head shopped in to
nice!~
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I like Morningwood, haven't heard much from them lately though.
 
and Chantal does have her charms
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# It's a good way to pass a boring Monday
M3 are you around?

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# he certainly is
the fat cunt

edit: around, a round, round, fat, etc - forget it
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I know all about you and M3's obsession with each other
it's really quite unconvincing to hide it.

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# so, I'm a tosser am I?

*feigns hurt*
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# aren't we all?
i know i am
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# you said it
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# you're always banging on about how much you wank. ergo, you're a tosser
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I don't TOSS though.
Girl, innit.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# wanker

can i say that?

edit/ bugger i thought i'd deleted this in time
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# just did
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Yeah, I'm a wanker.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# bean flicker!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# See I hate beans though.
Swap for jelly tots or something.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# poker
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Missy
What's with the filth tonight! gah!

How's yr uterus by the way?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# What do you mean, tonight?! I've been like this for approaching a decade.
My uterus? It's....a masterwork. The epitome of elegance.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# heh
well i'm shocked, not really, but i feel like i should be.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Nah,nobody ever is.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# mimsy marauder
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Goodness, yes.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# pics or it never happened
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# this
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Only very special people get to see such things.
Like.....Narnia.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# White Witch Aslan sacrifice fantasy!
Can has role play plz.

Safety word is Mr Tumnus
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hello missus, just talking shop
how may I help you*?


*undress
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Your "Black is black" song brought a tear to my eye
yer fecking perve ;)

(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hurray!!


*smooch*
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# PLUM!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Haha :D
I like playing with post-it notes
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# haha
quick. This way, I'll save you.



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(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)