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# Ze Krays
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# please don't screw my pelvis to a coffee table
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I once thought there were three of them
but apparently they were all the krays in London :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# those kraysy guys
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# woohoo
and with that, I depart.

NUNIGHT YOU GUYZ LOVE YOU LOADS xXxXxXxXx
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# night night old
tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# GAY!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*shoots in the back, like a big gay coward*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I was trying to sell a Krays thong on Cafepress
but they've only got it pending now :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# needs more kemp.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
kh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# excellent pic
of a pair of utter cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# *pulls fingernails out*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# ow!
i need those to leave scratches down sexy men's backs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# BUMSEX.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# nicely done sir.
OK I'm gonna do another quick and scratchy portrait before bed. Any suggestions? ( or if you want to submit your own ugly mug ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# PETER COOK
heres an ugly mug for you..it's not mine tho
cocoajava.com/mugs/Carmel_mug.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# ohh, good idea.
You like the blokes I like. We must fornicate some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# oh totally.
edit: also i have a frigging massive scan of peter and dud wearing fur coats if you need a source pic. it's just there heads and loads of fur coatnes. nice picture tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I'm gonna go finish my cigar and then if I get stuck
for a source I'll touch you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# my mym had one of them once
but eet broke and they went out of business so we couldn't replace it :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# your mum had a peter cook? cor the lucky cow
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# not as far as i know,
my bro's gf's mammy nearly had a Gordon Summer once though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Sumner shirley?
and as in sting?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i wasn't paying much attention
when i looked at another tab but yeh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# well that's better than trying to remember
the 1982 cup winning team
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# oooo me me me!
hang on i'll gaz yo a pic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# bah too late
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# well peter cook is all of the sexy
*whorey whorey*

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# no no
gaz away I'll see what I can do ( all I ask, like any old slut is that it is big and good quality ).
As for your other project I will do it first thing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# DO ME
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# didn't we go through this in isketch the other night?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# did we?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i dunno
i think i was as pissed as you, just have faint memories of bedding being discussed

unfortunately due to my suicidal plan of cycling in 23mph winds tomorrow i'm once again off to bed sober :( only 8 more sober nights left
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# cycle down here and i'll give you one and some booze
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# see ya friday.
i gotta be back here by 1pm on sat though for the rugger.

if the wind changes direction i'll get good speed up :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# any particular hole?
just pop the images in the box. As I say, bigger the better, no camera phone shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# at least you got my crappy joke.
YAY

and i don't think it'd be fair to subject anyone to masive photo of me..so i will leave that one.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Errrrrm
Abi Harding?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Who?
Mike Harding? Oh I'll put him on my list then ( I hate facial hair )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# From the Zutons!
cache.viewimages.com/xc/71233490.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A629F126D81445A0DA78A0E721FD50B7AE

There were loads more pics somewhere!

:)

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I'll see what I can do.
Looks like I am not going to bed. Better get the brandy out.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Hehe
I'm crashing out soon anyway but if you get round to it one day, I'd love to see it!
If I find a better pic too I'll gaz you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Their grandson
cuts my hair. Big gay fella who says how his grandad had "sticky fingers".

Whilst cutting my hair with a cut throat razor he also told me about how his sister stabbed Rosie West when they were in prison.
Fun.
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Stepney?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# can you clarify for me
do you actually want this bloke to cut your hair, or does he just do it cos he can?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# haha
real lollage there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I didn't know this until the second time
he did my hair. It was... interesting when he wipped out his cut-throat.

(He's actually been hairdresser of the year a few times. Smokes Superking Blues. Awfully gay laugh. Lol.).
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# where does he do this hair cutting?
i've been wanting a cut throat shave for a while,just to see what its like really
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# ask
Jack "the Hat" McVitie
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I get my cut throat shaves
in the barbers just outside of Hammersmith Metropolitan line when I need one for a fancy night out in town.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# He's bassed in Suffolk, actually.
Teaches at a college, does call out to people's houses and stuff. PM me if you want his details :)
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I'd have 'ze Krays' would look more like...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# the thacher
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)