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# first try at this sequantial lark


now with added spelling changes and less question marks

( i really should spell check before i do anything else)
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# cold fly?
is that like coldplay?
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# intresting
I'm thinking English second language, any takers?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# poligen ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Krusto! Krusto!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8190189
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# haha I fucked it up completely
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# what me?
dyspraxia and not spell checking. it cunting happens all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# bumps !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# flaps of the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeee
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# top username!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# WHATEVER
MY SADIST
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# pfft, poor little bastard

also, "could"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Well,
he can fly downwards.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Torville and Orville!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# *bottom lip trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# *pins it in place*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Muahaha
*removes pin from pre-existing lip piercing*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# damn you and your randomly
pierced bodily items
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# \o/
It's a very useful piercing. If people don't know you've got it pierced and you're not wearing anything in it all you need to freak them out is a paperclip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# squirting water though it
must be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# It's not a very attractive look mid squirt though.
But I think it's safe to say that we all pull odd faces whilst squirting, no matter where we're doing it from.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# ZOMG
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# It's a fair comment, come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# {>_O}


*squirts*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# :O


*opens wide*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I CAN'T SQUIRT FROM MY LIP PIERCING
IT MAKES ME SAD :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# you've got to get the skin in just the right way.
What are you wearing in it? I usually wear nothing but I can get a 1.2 in and out no problem no matter how long it's been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# 1.6
The thinnest I have is a 1.2 in my nose, the rest is 1.6 minimum.

I'm just not made for lip squirting :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Hmmm, you should be able to.
I shall think upon't.

Right, laters, potaters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Toodles, McGroodles.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Skelly!!!
SKELLY!!!
Sir T. Skellington! It is you! It is you
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# *hugs and glees*
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I'm fine Sir
How are thee,where did you go?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# to an office
where B3ta was blocked for being "useless and vulgar"

dark dark times :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Useless and vulgar!!!
How very dare they!!!
Good to see you back anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# erm...
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my mind! what have you people done to my mind??
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Yeeeeeeah guttermind ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# i noticed it when i put it up on the board
which was far too late
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Why?
Why don't people who think they can fly just take off from the ground?
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could...
etc.

TJ (Apologies):

Does anyone know who did that pic of Nigella Lawson's cookbook that got FPed a while back? The one that says something like "Pictures of my fantastic tits (and some recipes)" on it? Cheers
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# they turned him in to Jeff Goldblum!
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# yeah
i should have put more info in saying what happened
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# don't touch a thing!
it is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# don't worry
next time there will be blood and more
(if there is a next time i do this kind of stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Do you now,
I've only just realised the irony of Orville not being able to fly, when his name is the same as the inventor of flight!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
#
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# What?
So I never made the connection before!
So Sue me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# i was thinking that
a bit of a twist
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