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Pete Doherty

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Lollylegs lite, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

Sadly

This is at least the third I've seen

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

Have this smoking baby jostick thinger my friend got for Christmas

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Nice that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Mmmm cheese crackers

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

i've got one of them

its never left its box... i'm afeared of it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

It's just so wrong.

It was meant as an encouragement to quit.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

What's the book behind it?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

How the Hale & Pace should I know?

It wasn't mine.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

are you sure?

do you never wonder why you wake up with ash on your sheets that smells like baby milk?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

i assumed that was ladywoman....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

I hearby declare 28th March 2008 as

b3ta Trilby day!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

Doherty has ruined trilbys for everyone.

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

Nonsense.

He might be a twat but that doesn't make the trilby a twat's hat.
Anyway, here's a cool bloke wearing a hat that's a bit like a trilby.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

its more of a pork pie, i thought

also LEAVE DOHERTY ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN TO!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

You wanna put money on that?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

at least at the beginning maybe

now he's more smack than man

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

C'mon, guv.

He's a complete knob!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

i'm indifferent to him in all honesty.

i do really enjoy his poetry and music though. unashamedly.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

He's a spackfaced shitlord.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

*LOL*

infinitely better phrased than I....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

The only thing that keeps him alive

is the energy he absorbs when the cameras flash on him.

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

i look stupid in a trilby

although i can carry off a fedora quite well.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

I've got a trilby that looks ace, apparently.

I'd love a fedora though, but it has to be black with a white band.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

I have a trilby

but I have confidence issues about wearing it outside.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

i have a grey snap brim fedora with black band

its sexeh!
I also just got a haircut and i'm well chuffed wi' me new do. I'm now sporting a rather fancy James Dean quiff

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

Ooooooooh!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Dammit.

Where do you people find your cocking hats?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Mine was given to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

M+S

Edit: Oh sorry my COCKING hat...oh I got that from Camden market.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

Their website only has two.

And they are cocking light brown straw.

I think I may just have to stick with the commie hat until I can find a nice fedora/trilby.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

here

www.hatsonline.com/83/?form_16.replyids=3

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Talking of hats

you do own a tricorner, don't you?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

I do indeed.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/Captain-Jack-Sparrow-Hat-Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-BLACK_W0QQitemZ270218892314QQihZ017QQcategoryZ60361QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

exactly like this except mine's a really dark red.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

Phew!

Just had to make sure. If you hadn't that situation would have had to have been rectified immediately.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hehehe, nah, I've got that and me cutlass.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Cocking hell.

I only paid a tenner for mine and that's made from half inch thick commie steel.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

Well don't complain then!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

But it's difficult to look like a Noir detective wearing a 1950s army helmet (difficult but not impossible)

But still, I want next to free hats too!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha you just made me giggle in an odd way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Backwards?

Without moving your lips?
Hauntingly echoing throughout the building?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Sort of 'teeheehee' but with a weird

intake of breath at the end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

Really projecting your image of steely dominance well then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

I can't help being so adorable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Yes you can.

Being broody and unfriendly helps.
As does never consciously acknowledging people.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

i want a rainmack so much :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

In all seriousness, Camden or Carnaby Street.

Might pay over the odds though.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

camden burnt down

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

Yeah the pope, John Peel and Maddie did it

with a flaming whale.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

There's a very good hat shop on Neuer Wall in Hamburg

just in case you may be there over the weekend, or something.....

/gets coat

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

brick lane, east london

i'm looking for a black linen suit. any idea where i can find one not to dear?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

Nicole Fahri had a lovely one in...

But that wouldn't qualify as cheap, though. Sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

i think my best bets are a charcol suit from Next for £125

or have a look around M&S

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

the only hat i have right now

is of the mickey mouse's ears variety, with added pirate bandanna and earring.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Hahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

i used to decorate hats for fun

i had a cream ladie's cloche with a black tassel fringe and a huge black wool plait coming out of the top. i also had a beret with a plastic flowerpot(containing plastic flowers) stuck to the top of it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

Ooooh I like the sound of the cloche...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

i was very stoned

i would spend about £1.50 on a hat and some oddments from the local charity shop, then glue one to t'other.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

HEY CHECK OUT MY NEW T SHIRT

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10438430

*subtle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

Whoa!

That was subtle!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

What's subtle?

What am I missing?

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ClanSoul, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Noon, Cap'n.

: )

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

*doffs tricorner*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Unfortunately...

the only hat I have to compete with that is an ushanka (one of those Russian earflap hats that are bloody warm).

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

I hear he's big in Japan.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

where the eastern seas so blue

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

*got the whole damn nation*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

I have to put that on now.

*Puts on*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

I would if I were at home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

Who?

That reminds me i've still not made my 'What would Niven do?' T-shirt.

Obviously the reverse of which reads 'give you a cauliflower ear and sleep with your wife'

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

Tom Waits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Does he?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

For no man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Somehow I fear this is turning into a MacBeth plagurised Return of the King climax.

Magical enchantment does not work on fucking semantics!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

Come to my womans breast (you have a WOMAN'S breast, my lord)

and take my milk for gall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

pff

you have a woman's hands, my lord!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

As soon as I typed the first line I couldn't help it

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

i'm not surprised, it's pure gold.

nursie's got her beard, i've got my stick, what about the 2 boys?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

I will not take your milk for Gall, harlot.

Nor for Brittany or any of France!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Subtle as a brick

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

this my newest t-shirt. in a guys cut natch

www.8ball.co.uk/tshirt/3/33553/Girls-T-shirts-&-Clothing/T-Shirts-&-Tops/David-Bowie-Girls-T-shirt---Bolts/

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

phwoar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

Did you just add the hat?

This is most irresponsible of the parents btw. That child should only smoke outdoors.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)